✨Amphibiahawks321

[Surprisingly I haven't properly introduce myself to all of you]

So hello! You're probably (probably not) wondering why I make all of these Male readers X Female characters well it's simple really, I just feel like it's really fun to make <3.

So if you are guy then have fun reading my works!

If you are girl then I hope you can tell me if any of my posts are a little too "cheesy" so I can approve my work!

So basically yeah! I hope you all are loving my posts and I'll post some more if I have the time but I won't guaranteed I'll post every day cause y'know stuff happening in real life

And hope you are all having wonderful day!

Also, I wanna point out that I'm Indonesian so english isn't my strong language I just learn them so sorry if there's any mistakes in the words

✨Formal introduction✨ :

(But I'm not giving too much information about irl stuff cause it's private)

Nationality -> Indonesian guy (......I really should've put this category sooner also pretty surprising huh?)

Fav anime –> mairimashita iruma kun

Fav cartoons -> Gravity falls, Ninjago, Boboiboy, regular show, TAWOG, adventure Time (do I really need to explain? These cartoons are GOATED)

Sexuality -> Straight AF (I have a thing for taller women shut up)

Fav video game -> Minecraft And Cookie run kingdom

Fav sitcoms -> iCarly, Henry danger, game shakers, and thunderman (I'm a Nickelodeon fan✨)

Fav animal -> pandas (I relate to them so much)

Fav YouTubers -> PopularMMos, DanTDM, Stampylonghead, aphmau, itsfunneh, daz games, jacksepticeye, Ssundee, JettroJettro, Messyourself, Markiplier, Coryxkenshin, Annoying orange, EvanTubeHD and iberleezy

Fav animator YouTubers -> Emirichu, TheOdds1sout and doobus Goobus.

Wanna read my smut 18+ fanfics? :

Search "#Amphibiahawks smut"

✨About request✨ :

username "xangelsandsixdemons" message me about do I take requests so if anyone wanna know the answer to that read this

(So if anyone is gonna give me any requests please be really patient I really love making my own work also I'll sometimes turn off the ask button if my requests are too overwhelming ✨)

Also shout-out to xangelsandsixdemons for reminding me about do I take requests cause i forgot to tell you guys about this

𝙽𝚎𝚠 𝚞𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 :

I used to always make a post to say I’m taking a break from writing...

But now If I’m ever not uploading or posting for a while, it just means I’m on a break — whether it’s for rest, inspiration, or life stuff, I don't do official "I'm on a break" announcements posts anymore Thank you for understanding and sticking around guys 💐⊂⁠(^v^⊂⁠)

[It's been a long day, a very long day. The kind of day that involves taking care of business every single moment as the day goes by]

[Arlecchino sits down at one of the tables and sighs in relief, just slightly. A few moments later, footsteps approach from behind]

[Without a word, he leans down and presses a gentle kiss to the top of her head still with a smile, making her shoulders loosen]

[Y/N places a cup of coffee in front of her. Then, places another in front of himself before sitting next to her]

M!Reader : Rough day, huh?

Arlecchino takes a sip.

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Arlecchino : I buried a man in a wall today...

[Y/N is about to take a sip but immediately stops. His eyes widen in an instant–

M!Reader : ...Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down–

[Lumine taps Y/N's shoulder, causing him to stand up. Without warning, she gently tucks the flower behind his ear]

[Y/N holds onto the ear, a bit confuse]

Lumine : There...

M!Reader : There what?

[Lumine puts a hand on her chin dramatically]

Lumine : I was testing a theory...

M!Reader : Theory? What theory?

[She then smiles sooo damn smugly]

Lumine : That anything standing next to me becomes prettier~

M!Reader : ....Pftt–

[Y/N covers his mouth and chuckles to his palm. His eyes are closed and a red blush spreads instantly on his face, she's so... Goofily flirty]

Paimon : ....THAT what makes you all red?! Sighs, Paimon really doesn't understand romance..

Deva : So you wanna learn how to woo? Well you come to the right place and person!

[Deva points the stick to the Whiteboard that has the title "How to Woo 101"]

Marlow : Hm, I didn't know you were with someone, Deva...

Deva : AH–...Well no, but I've watched shows and that's basically the same thing to have me qualified!

[Lanney tilts her head in genuine confusion]

Lanney : ...It does?'

Deva : There's only one thing you need to know when it comes to this kinda stuff! And that is confidence!

[Ami lights up from the instructions and writes it down with a pen on a notepad]

Deva : What you need to do for a guaranteed success in wooing a person you liked, iissss–

[Lanney raises a finger with a smile]

Lanney : Be kind?

Marlow : Be yourself?

Deva : Nope! Corner em against a wall by suddenly slapping a hand or leg next to their head!

[Lanney, Ami, and Marlow just stop. Lanney and Ami have their eyes wide and their mouth wide open while Marlow also clearly shocks, can tell by her eyes]

Deva : What? It's proven countless of times in media it can make the heart immediately beat up every time someone does it!

Marlow : ...How does this come back to "Confidence"

Deva : Well duh, pinning someone against a wall? You'll need a load of confidence to do that! That's why, Marlow, since you and Y/N are already going out, you'll be the one giving it a try!

[Lanney and Ami stare at Marlow while Marlow just stares at Deva]

Marlow : ...What

———

[In the Gwain College, Geo, Agni, and Y/N walking together next to the college's yard. Agni showing both of them pictures from his camera]

Agni : HA. See? I told you Electra uses that cheap shampoo!

M!Reader : Huh, who would've thought of all people...

Agni : Right?! Anyway you guys should see this–Wha-?! HEY!!

[Suddenly, Deva comes out of nowhere and shoves Geo and Agni somewhere]

Deva : Yeahyeah-whatever, need you guys for something, Y/N you stay put exactly on that spot kay? Kay

M!Reader : ....

[Y/N blinks in confusion]

M!Reader : What just happened... Hm?

[Y/N sees Marlow slowly walking up to him]

M!Reader : Hey, class president~ Did you also see what just happened? Needing Geo for help sure, but needing Agni for help? Suspicious–Oh my gosh!!

[CRACK. Marlow didn't waste any time lifting her leg up and smashing it next to Y/N's head on the wall behind him. Marlow's head stares down at the ground]

M!Reader blushing : Uhh, Marlow, w-what exactly are you–

[Marlow raises her head up and shows that she's holding a love letter]

Marlow : Would you like to go out later?

M!Reader : ...Marlow, we are ALREADY going out, why are you asking me out this way?! ...Oh gosh did you follow Deva in her "dating class"...

Marlow : Yes, it seems to be working on you...

M!Reader : WHA–Well yeah! What kind of person would do this?!

Marlow : ...6 PM good?

M!Reader : ...Yes

Golden cheese : Magnificent, isn't it?~

[Golden cheese cookie says proudly like usual]

M!Reader cookie : You mean the monument, your majesty?

Golden cheese : I mean everything

M!Reader cookie : Chuckles, of course you do, the view of the golden cheese kingdom is such a sight for many many cookies to look upon...

[Golden cheese cookie places a hand over her chest dramatically and flies around Y/N cookie's body]

Golden cheese : Complimenting the ruler of the spoken kingdom for her hard work? What a reward~ I can't really blame you, I am the most dazzling ruler

M!Reader cookie : Mmhm...

Golden cheese : The most brilliant

M!Reader cookie : Yep...

Golden cheese : The most beautiful

M!Reader cookie : Yes, I know my queen...

[Y/N cookie rolls his eyes with a genuine smile on his face]

Golden cheese : But most importantly, choosing you as my partner is quite a wise choice of mine, wouldn't you agree?~

M!Reader cookie : Wow, that's one thing I always expect you to say~

Golden cheese : Oh do you now?

M!Reader cookie : Chuckles, Of course, you tell me every chance you get, your majesty...

[Her smile grows even smugger]

Golden cheese : Hm, if that is the case...

[Golden cheese cookie floats right in front of Y/N cookie, holding his chin]

Golden cheese : I love you more than all of my gold~

M!Reader cookie : ...Okay now that's one thing I thought I'd never hear you say–

Angel : You ever noticed how much of a team dollface and prince charming is?

Husk : it's hard not to. Charlie's like... That, while Y/N just so happen to match her–

[Suddenly, Y/N slams down both of his hands onto the bar's platform. Charlie stands beside him, breathing heavily, and has both of her hands on her knees]

M!Reader : Husk, change the radio channel now! They're broadcasting a dog show and the radio in our bedroom broke down! "Beelzeboo" is about to win the race!

Husk : What? I can't. They're talking about commentary on the new Alcohol that–

[Y/N grabs one of the alcohol bottle, smashes and breaks it in half, and then points the bottle at Husk]

M!Reader : PUT ON THE DOG SHOW, Husk!!'

[Charlie stands silent for a second, finally getting her breathing back. She sees Y/N pointing the bottle at Husk. She slowly grabs an alcohol bottle... Breaks it... And also points it at Husk, though not as close]

Angel : ...See? What an item!

Flashback

[In Y/N's apartment, he sets up his phone in the corner of the kitchen, hitting record with a mischievous grin. Y/N holds a seemingly innocent picke jar... But secretly, it's super glued shut–

[Cassandra about to walk past the kitchen, she's still wearing her bat suit but without her mask on. Y/N tries to open it with a groan]

M!Reader : Sighs, aww man... OH– hey Cass! I can't... I can't get this open, could you help?

[Y/N says it like Cassandra would mind opening it for him. She takes the jar effortlessly, fingers grip the lid, and with a casual twist... It pops open–

[Y/N's eyes widen in shock. Cassandra doesn't notice his shock, she just simply hands the open jar back to him with a smile on her face because she gets to help him]

Cassandra : Here...

[She pauses for a second. She then tilts her head as she sees his stunned expression. In her mind, she comes to the conclusion–

Cassandra : Oh–don't worry, pickle jars are quite difficult to open

[As she reassures him, she leans in, and gives him a kiss to his cheek before turning, walking away. Y/N just stares at the recording phone with a shock expression]

M!Reader cookie : At first, I did it as a joke, but now... I'm really starting to think if I was only a pair of eyeballs, she'll put me in a jar and cherish them forever...

Sea salt : ...As much as it sounds completely demonic, it is something she'll do...

———

[Eternal sugar cookie gaze at Y/N cookie with a gentle smile, half lidded eyes, radiating devotion. She's laying on her stomach on top of a pink cloud, not taking her eyes off Y/N cookie while he stands in front of her, thinking for more questions]

[Eternal sugar cookie brushes a stray lock of his hair with gentle touch as Y/N cookie keeps thinking]

M!Reader cookie : Okay–What if I'm blind? What if my eyes stop seeing one day?

[Eternal sugar cookie just sighs in adoration, staring at Y/N cookie's whole figure like a painter seeing a beautiful canvas]

Eternal sugar : Then I am your eyes, my cookie. I guide your steps through this paradise. there will never be darkness for you~

M!Reader cookie : What if I'm sensitive to touch?

[Eternal sugar cookie chuckles softly, like a melody. She leans in until both of their foreheads rest against one another]

Eternal sugar : Then I simply float beside you~ I've always adored seeing your mere presence with only my eyes up close every second, what makes you think no physical contact will change anything~?

M!Reader cookie : What if–what if I become chubby or fat?–

[Suddenly, without hesitation, Eternal sugar cookie grabs Y/N cookie's stomach and gives it a hold, jolting him a little]

Eternal sugar : Then you really don't wanna know what I'll do to that even more perfect body of yours~

M!Reader cookie : ....

M!Reader cookie blushing : is that a good thing or a terrifying thing–

Eternal sugar : I'll leave very noticeable bites on your stomach to guarantee that it is entirely covered with my love and make sure that body of yours is t̷͖̝͑͂r̶̤͂ẻ̷͉ḿ̸̡͈̐b̵̙͊̅l̷̜̹̑ḭ̷̮̽̋n̵̝̄g̴̯͒͝ͅ

M!Reader cookie blushing : ...So both

[Y/N turns to Kit]

M!Reader : Remember the first time we met? Damn it was so awkward

[Kit chuckles nervously, remembering the awkward tension between her, kaboodle, and Y/N in the ship's room for the first time]

Kit : Oh yeah, but we got past those tensions eventually didn't we? I'd say that's an achievement!–

[Kaboodle, who's sitting behind the wheel of the ship, starts smirking]

Kaboodle : Oh yeah, why don't we refresh our memory on the day you were trying to do something nice for Kit, hm... Getting her a snack, you said?

M!Reader : Oh my gosh we're still hung up on that–I was doing too much okay, I get it!

Gobbles : Oh, what happened?–

[Y/N and Kit stares at Gobbles at the same time with a distraught expression]

Kit/M!Reader : Please don't ask–

Kaboodle : WELL–since somebody asked, why don't I tell the tiny story

Flashback

[The ship is seen next to a beach. Kit and Kaboodle are in the ship, already ready to go back. The door behind the ship is still open, waiting for Y/N]

Kaboodle : Hey Y/N-or whatever, chop chop get on the ship! Old Joe got defeated in that stupid fishing tournament and that's that, we're done!

"Hold on, Hold on!!"

Kit : Sighs, poor Joe.. he had been training to win that tournament for years and it just...

Kaboodle : Sighs, dusk said this wasn't gonna be an easy job, kit... We both knew what we were getting into...

[Kit stares down at the controllers in sadness with a frown. Suddenly–several fish dropped right in front of her and on the controllers. Kit jolts from the out of nowhere fish drop. Turns out, Y/N is the one who did it, even with a smile on his face]

M!Reader : I thought I could get you a little snack from our trip! These fish were basically everywhere on the map, so why not get you a little something to eat while on our ride!

[Kit is still surprised by them, a little scared of his enthusiasm. But nonetheless, respond with gratitude, even a genuine smile]

Kit : U-Uhh, thanks! That's... Highly kind of you!

[Kaboodle watches the scene happening with his eye squint and an irritated frown]

Kaboodle : Oh god this guy is a suck up...

Flashback ends

Kaboodle : And after that, for the past time Kit progressively thinks to herself, "OoO mY~ sUch gOod BoY hE is, i'M gOnnA dAtE thIs gUy!" And blah blah they started dating, end of love story...

M!Reader blushing : I was just trying to be nice!

Kaboodle : You're nice freaks the hell out of me every. single. day.

[Y/N sits outside the Wangshu Inn, enjoying the afternoon breeze. Shenhe sits beside him, she actually came to Y/N when she spotted him sitting while drinking tea]

[Y/N taking another sip of his tea and Shenhe continues... Staring–

M!Reader : ...Shenhe?

Shenhe : Yes?

M!Reader : Why are you looking at me like that?–

Shenhe : I enjoy looking at you..

[That... That answer comes so quickly that he nearly spills his tea–

M!Reader : Oh...

[Shenhe tilts her head]

Shenhe : Should I stop?

M!Reader : ...No

Shenhe : Then I will continue...

[And continues she does... For the next twenty minutes... Without blinking...]

———

[A few hours later, Y/N carrying groceries through Liyue Harbor... Or rather–he's trying to. The bags suddenly disappear from his hands]

[Y/N looks up, seeing Shenhe carrying every single bag... With one arm, like they weigh absolutely nothing–

M!Reader : Uh–Shenhe, I can carry some of those

Shenhe : You can...

M!Reader : Then why aren't I?

[Shenhe looks genuinely confused]

Shenhe : Because I can carry all of them...

M!Reader : ....

Shenhe : ....

M!Reader : ...That's not the point

[Shenhe thinks for a moment, then hands him the smallest bag that contains exactly one radish]

Shenhe : There...

Yuji : Just be honest with him!

Megumi : Knowing Y/N, that's literally all you have to do...

[Nobara quickly unclenches both of her hands and folds her arms]

Nobara : Please, that part I know how to talk to people, especially the ones I tolerate

[Yuji and Megumi exchange a look, having a hard time believing that–

———

[A few minutes later, Y/N arrives. He waves a hand at them with a smile on his face as he walks closer]

M!Reader : Hey, guys!!

Yuji : Hey!

[Megumi nods. Nobara immediately forgets everything she practices and the advice coming from Megumi and Yuji–

[Nobara stares to the side, seeing Yuji giving her two thumbs up while Megumi tilts his head at Y/N to her. Nobara clears her throat]

[Y/N finally comes close contact with them. Y/N gets a bit confused when Yuji and Megumi slowly walks backwards a few feet, leaving Nobara and Y/N near each other]

Nobara : Hey, idiot

M!Reader : Chuckles, good afternoon to you too, Kugisaki

Nobara : So, I was just thinking–

M!Reader : Dangerous

Nobara : Oh shut up...

[Y/N laughs and somehow that makes her even more nervous]

Nobara : Back to what I'm saying... If someone hypothetically liked you

[Y/N let out a tiny chuckle]

M!Reader : They should get their eyes checked–

Nobara : Just let me finish. They'd... I think that...

M!Reader : Hm?

[Y/N raise an eyebrow in pure confusion]

M!Reader : Yes?

Nobara : They– They'd have terrible taste...

Yuji : ....

Megumi : ....

Nobara : ....

[Megumi and Yuji facepalms at the same time. Yuji pulls out his phone and places it near his ear]

"How's the confession going!"

[Yuji watches Nobara actively sabotaging herself]

Nobara : What I MEANT was— no, wait—

M!Reader : ...Damn am I that bad–

Nobara : I'm not insulting you– you're wonderful!– I mean- UGH!

Yuji : ...It might take longer than expected...

Panda : Don't worry, Itadori. We got your backs over here!✨

[Panda and Inumaki are in the middle of a crowded market, Gojo is currently waving around the place in excitement due to the many samples he can eat]

[Arlecchino doesn't even look up]

Arlecchino : ...You're awake

M!Reader : You knew I was here?

Arlecchino : I heard your footsteps...

M!Reader : Chuckles, makes sense, after the children go asleep every tiny noise turns loud... I came to know if you needed anything, maybe something to drink? You have been working on them for a few hours now

Arlecchino : No... But, I wouldn't mind your company...

M!Reader : I'm glad you asked!

[Y/N smugly said, closing the door behind him. He grabs a chair and places it down next to her. Arlecchino continues with her reports but slightly surprised when she feels Y/N leaning his head against her shoulder]

Arlecchino : ...?

[Y/N notices her staring at him]

M!Reader : Pftt–You're composed as hell, me doing this doesn't really change your focus from your paperwork

Arlecchino : ....You make a compelling point

Myc : HA. I just thought of something fucking hilarious, imagine how the first cuddle session Reagan had with Y/N must've went. If she couldn't even give a proper hug, imagine how awkward it went down when it comes to romantic touchings–OW! Dick!

[Reagan throws a pencil right at him]

Reagan : Oh shut up! it wasn't...

[Reagan eyes widens, remembering the memory before going back squinting her eyes]

Reagan : ...I wasn't that bad–

Gigi : Myc, shut up. It probably ended up quite romantic for them–

Myc : Oh no no–i'm not talking about the results, visualise how she was moving when they first did it...

...

[All of them stop doing their own thing and start thinking about it, except for Reagan who's staring at them as they visualise how Reagan was most likely moving]

[...All of them start having cringey and awkward look on their faces–

Gigi : Oh god...

[Inside the automated trolley, the party has just come to a realization from Senshi that there is a chance Falin would return to normal if they eat all of her dragon parts]

Laios : But at least we've got clear goals now...

———

"𝙵𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝, 𝚠𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝙻𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚘𝚗!"

———

"𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍, 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚒𝚘𝚗'𝚜 𝚊𝚒𝚍, 𝚠𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚞𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚞𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚗'𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛!"

———

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚍, 𝚠𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚞𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙵𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚗'𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚘𝚗 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜!"

———

Laios : I'm suddenly feeling optimistic about this! But... What about Y/N?

[The inside of the trolley becomes quiet, remembering the moment Y/N got taken by Falin. That is until Senshi hums in deep thought, remembering the scene happening]

Senshi : From the fight, when Y/N and Kabru tried to find Falin's weak spot, Falin couldn't keep her eyes off Y/N. Everytime he gets close, it would makes sense if she were to attack him with a devastating blow...

Sensi : But she reacts to him. Even in that state, she knows who Y/N is...

Marcille : But she's trapped, Senshi! Thistle is twisting her mind! How can she possibly remember when being controlled?

Senshi : Controlling the body doesn't mean you own the heart... I may not know the history behind the love story behind Y/N and Falin, but the way how Y/N speaks softly and lovingly about her, it seems they have a great bond...

Chilchuck : It can honestly give someone a cavity if that was possible...

Senshi : There is a chance that the stronger bond she has with someone, deep down, she still has some senses to have the feeling of remembering them. It's just harder for her to show it through all that mind spell...

Laios : What if... If that's possible, what if Thistle sees Falin carrying Y/N like a toy?

Senshi : Thistle is no simple elf, nor an empty headed one. Even if she did take Y/N to him, Y/N had dropped all of his weapons during the fight and is put inside of Chilchuck's bag

Chilchuck : Something I'm still not a fan of...

Senshi : Y/N is rendered as a defenseless and powerless captive. Y/N by now should realise that Falin hasn't killed him, if he sees Falin with Y/N there's a chance that Y/N can pull this off if he plays his cards right...

Senshi : Thistle will view Y/N as a "Pet" or "Toy" for his Monster, his lack of weapon and power makes him non threating. If Y/N plays his cards right and makes himself look even more absolutely defenseless, he'll let Falin keep him as a toy...

[Everyone goes quiet with the thought of Y/N basically being in a life or genuine death situation]

Marcille : let's just hope that Y/N can pull this off...

[Everyone goes quiet again, until Chilchuck tries to ease the atmosphere]

Chilchuck : Y/N's not a complete idiot, eighty percent most likely, but not a complete one. He'll be safe, even if he is in danger, we'll save both of them...

[Laios and Marcille smile while Senshi and Izutsumi are a bit surprised by his words]

Marcille : That's very sweet of you–

Chilchuck : Oh shut. I owe him a few gold coins...

Marcille : ...Uh–for what?

Chilchuck : We had a bet. "Laios would stand up for himself if Shuro ever raises his voice at him" I bet it wouldn't have happened, it's only fair I keep my end of the bargain...

Laois : Aww, that's very–...Wait you bet it wouldn't happen?—

Chilchuck : Look on the bright side, at least he'll smile when I tell him that you slapped Shuro...

Meanwhile

"...Oh my gosh somebody please help me..."

[In the deeper parts of the Dungeon, Falin is sleeping in a curled cat position, with Y/N in the empty spot at the center, his back leaning against her feathered body]

[While sleeping, Falin has her arms around his body while her head rests on his shoulder]

"Okay... Let me just–"

[Y/N carefully slides down, trying to escape her arms. When successful, he tries to tip toe his way out, but stops midway when he realises he's... about to leave Falin again...]

"...Gosh what do I do, I can't leave her! But She's... She's most likely gonna go to Thistle sooner or later when he calls her to do some monster errands... What do i–....Wait..."

[Y/N remembers every moment at the fight, he remembered the way Falin was staring at him with shock behind her eyes]

"Did... Did she know who I was–?!!"

[A massive, talon claw casually scoops Y/N off his feet and drags him back to the same spot. Falin wakes up and when he notices, Y/N goes entirely limp, offering the resistance of a wet noodle to keep her calm]

[Y/N stops limping like an idiot, noticing her staring right at him, with her head right next to him]

M!Reader : Are you... Falin, is that... Is that you–?!!

[Suddenly, Falin gives Y/N's cheek a long lick using her tongue, immediately blushing him]

M!Reader blushing : Okay–WHAT was that about?!

[Falin just keeps on staring at him, like the thing she just did is a casual thing. It's making him nervous again, sweating even]

M!Reader : Uhh... T-There there?

[Y/N pets her head, but she just tilts her head in confusion]

M!Reader : Can't blame me for trying. But, seriously, do... Do you... know me..?

[Falin doesn't move, yet still has the confused expression on her face. Y/N frowns, holding her cheek]

M!Reader : ...Sighs, if you were to kill me right now, there's no one I would rather see more before my final breath but you... This... This isn't the way I want us to reunite..

[Falin stares at the hand holding her, but then, she uses one of her own hands to hold onto the hand that's holding her cheek]

M!Reader : You... It seems you don't know me, but... you feel like you remember me... In a memory you probably forgot...

[Y/N starts to frown, remembering all of the memories between them]

M!Reader : Oh falin...

[Tears starting to fall down through his eyes and Falin doesn't know how to respond]

M!Reader : O-Okay, okayokay–not now, let's... See the situation...

[Y/N stares at his surroundings, seeing everytime is clearly more dangerous, an area he has yet to see in the Dungeon]

M!Reader : These walls are clearly different, woah... You brought me deeper into the dungeon...

[Falin has her head really close next to him, making him jolt by the sudden closeness. Her pupils dilated and golden shimmering eyes staring right at him, making him blush redder than before]

M!Reader blushing : ...Well at least I know I'm safe...

M!Reader : But what about Thistle... If he calls you and you're clearly gonna force me to follow you, he sees me, and I'll absolutely get deleted...

[Y/N is in deep thought, trying to think the best way to stay alive]

M!Reader : ...There's no other choice, my weapons are gone, I'm exhausted from fighting and being dragged by you, the best option is to basically be nothing more but a ragdoll for you... If he sees me completely on the brink of death, there's a chance he'll let you keep me... But, the problem is that I still look like I can still be healed...

[Y/N stares around him. He then makes an expression that says, "You have got to be kidding me..." Because he sees a medium size rock right next to him on the ground]

M!Reader : ...This is gonna hurt...

[Before Y/N grabs the rock, he looks back at Falin, only to look shock at the amount of stab wounds on her human body area]

M!Reader : Jeez, I forgot Kabru attacked you... It seems you even survived it with ease...

[Y/N grabs the rock from the ground, gripping it in his hand]

M!Reader : Sighs, My dear, you're about to see a guy beat the crap out of himself with a rock...

———

[Y/N walks around the room with a smile on his face, reading a book Rosie recommended. Which honestly? it's not even terrible]

[Y/N suddenly stops, when he steps on a trail of blood that is coming from the refrigerator. Y/N stares at the refrigerator with a concern look]

M!Reader : ...Uhh–Rosie! Dear! Why are there blood trails coming from the inside of the refrigerator!

[Meanwhile, Rosie sits down elegantly near the window, staring at the city while drinking a cup of tea]

Rosie : Oh nothing to be worried about, sweetheart!

M!Reader : ....

[Rosie takes another sip of her tea... Until–

aaaaaaAAAHHHHHH!!–

M!Reader : Rosie there's a whole person's body in here! And are those–several of the parts are cut in pieces!

Rosie : Chuckles, I may have aggressively poked someone~

M!Reader : You mean you stabbed them?!

Rosie : No, no. I aggressively poked someone

——————————

M!Reader blushing : ...But, at the same time... It has its benefits...

——————————

[Y/N enters Rosie's bedroom with a complaint note, he sighs because it's from Susan of all people]

M!Reader : Sighs, Rosie, we have another Susan problem and it's–?!

[Y/N sees Rosie laying down naked wearing a lingerie, holding her thighs, smirks on her face, with her eyes closed on the bed. The most noticeable part is that she's covered in blood]

M!Reader blushing : I–I Uhh—is–is-are you—

[Rosie lifts a hand at Y/N, and moves her index finger back and forth, alluring him to come towards her]

Rosie : Come here, darling~

M!Reader blushing : ...Screw Susan–

———

[Y/N feels a tap on his shoulder, he turns around to see Lyney. He bows down using his hat, placing the head on his chest]

Lyney : Salutation, Y/N!

M!Reader : OH– Ahem, morning Lyney, is there's something I can help you with? You know you can just ask

Lyney : What a wonderful offer from you, Y/N. But I actually came to... Explain a little confession

M!Reader : Oh? That is?

Lyney : ...Have you noticed that this past week, the cereal box keeps getting... Lighter and lighter every day?

M!Reader : You notice-how do you–what are you saying?

Lyney : it's not a big deal, I kept getting really hungry at night these couple of days so I got myself a bowl while everyone is asleep–

M!Reader : You're the cereal thief?!

[Y/N then remembers each day that Arlecchino said to him that he's probably just thinking things]

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday–Every time Y/N and Arlecchino in the House of the Hearth are in the kitchen in the morning having breakfast, Y/N keeps mentioning that the cereal is getting lighter, even though not a single child has eaten from that specific box. Arlecchino just keeps saying he is probably just imagining it

M!Reader : Lyney, Of course–i'm not upset, it just surprises me that you needed to keep it a secret. If you wanted it you could've just told me beforehand. Honestly, I thought it was one of the younger children...

Lyney : I appreciate it! Thank you for the–

M!Reader : Oh no no–wait, could you come with me to your father? I need you to tell that you've been the one who's been eating them

Lyney : Huh, to father? Why? Father doesn't feel like the type that would be angry at–

M!Reader : Oh I know, I just want to prove that I was right✨

"She got a small plushie as a gift, it's adorable!"

"Mine made me lunch!"

"What about you, Y/N?"

[All eyes turn toward Y/N cookie]

"Yeah! We've never actually met your girlfriend before"

M!Reader cookie : I–Uhh... It's–uh–complicated...

———

[At night, underneath the beautiful moonlight, Y/N cookie sits at the edge of a wooden platform on the ocean. Y/N cookie having a smile on his face as he swings his feet back and forth above the sea]

[The ocean begins to stir. Waves rise and most importantly, water spirals upward. Black pearl cookie emerges from the ocean]

Massive.

Terrifying.

Beautiful.

[As usual, her half lidded eyes and smirk appears on her face find him immediately]

Black pearl : There you are, my little surface dweller~

[Y/N cookie stands up and greets her by waving his arms up at her]

M!Reader cookie : Hi pearlie!✨

[Black pearl cookie lowers herself down, crossing her arms on the platform]

Black pearl : My cute, petite cookie, misses me that much?~

[Black pearl cookie places a hand on Y/N cookie's chin, lifting his head up to make the eye contact better. A rush of red blush spreads across his face in an instant]

M!Reader cookie blushing : Uh–Ahem, V-Very...

Black pearl : Before we continue, I got a little gift for you that I think you'd find absolutely endearing~

M!Reader cookie : Chuckles, considering it's you, I'm guessing it's most likely a trinket...

Black pearl : it's more endearing than a trinket, my cookie~

...

[Everything goes silent. Y/N cookie stands before a body of his toxic boss split in many pieces, clearly... Let's just say, "Not with us anymore"]

M!Reader cookie : ...Is that my boss?!

[Black pearl cookie giggles]

Black pearl : Aren't you just lucky that he was going night fishing yesterday~ you've said countless times how he had always mistreated you and Chuckles, I do not like that~