yeah yeah we’ve all destroyed and betrayed ourselves for nothing around here you’re not special

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

im like if a really boring girl had a lot of things wrong with her

They should get a baby to eat. As a treat.

What is their crime? Trying to eat a baby? A succulent human baby?

mr moustache is literally so human-contact motivated it wilds me out sometimes. like ive had affectionate rats before but ive never had one whose sole interest during free roam is to be as close to my hands or face as possible literally every given second

Neil Gaiman needs to be shot

this fucking smol bean Jeffrey Epstein was on here interacting with young fans for years he needs to be hunted down

he is literally leaving