why are you here?

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr

sometimes I reblog a post only to see the cool blog I’m trying to Get With also posted it further down and I could have reblogged it from them to keep up my months long wooing strategy of showing up in their notifications occasionally and now I gotta start all over

i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

the lottery by shirley jackson

hold on i have to read something real quick

dude

when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

being parsed probably feels so good for a verb