get reblogged. idiot

my favoritest thing in hermitcraft fanfiction is when it takes place in a pseudo-minecraft fantasy realm but the hermits are still sometimes described with their nationalities. like okay this is a world where magic exists and you can respawn after you die and the entirety of reality sometimes gets new features added and new worlds can be created out of thin air, each with their own accompanying otherworldly pocket dimensions, and some people have special admin powers that allow them to alter the fabric of reality, and gods/cosmic horror monsters/a weird cult called the Watchers may or may not inhabit the spaces in between existence. also Canada exists. Canada exists here and we are not going to address it

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

sometimes i think love triangles should be resolved by polyamory but badly like everyone’s still mad

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

you’re allowed to be a boy btw. You’re allowed to be a girl. You’re allowed to be both or neither or something else entirely. You’re allowed.

computah show me a way out that isn’t through

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches