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Decide the fate of my blog name
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change my name to @crastledivorce
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The change will take place (or not) on New Years. I can't decide on my own so I'm turning it over to #democracy. Go wild.

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Lizzie with highlighters ^_^!!
yeah, sure, i'll go ahead and feed minecraft youtube discourse
The chances of Jacob Alpharad having a secret tumblr account are frighteningly high. They could be anywhere.
Strawberry Cookie duo!!!

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When you are like 18-20 anyone 2 years younger than you does feel like a baby to you/j
i think it’s actually the complete opposite phenomenon. niki, jack, quackity, etc being seen as ultra-mature adults probably comes more from fans under 16 seeing anyone older than them as fully grown
the way people saw age gaps between the dsmp creators will never not be funny to me. like the conflict of jack and niki “trying to kill a child” when they were only 1-2 years older than him. they could’ve been in high school together. they were trying to kill their classmate at best
i remember when the penis smp first went trending. the person who made the original textpost haaaaated it i think they blocked me as well. imagine creating the peak of humanity and being mad about it
i think they thought we were making fun of them, because thats what their intention was with the post. it was purely malicious but we loved it sooo much we made it as real as it can go. i've seen some stunning penisunavalible fanarts in my time
and this was *before* goncharov. no one had seen anything like this. we just "yes and"-ed a whole world with characters and plotlines and ships. A mutual and I had a bit going about a hole in the bedrock that has a cult around it, accidently predicting the boatem hole in hermitcraft. i listened to a podcast episode with a staff member who had to scramble to explain what this is to her colleauges so they'd let it trend despite it including the word "penis." I miss 2021 guys. whole year sucked but the magic it had will never be replicated.
xBcrafted voice “I would give the best sloppy toppy to the first dev to code concrete slabs and stairs into Minecraft”
He did it folks.
2:17 in the morning and I'm thinking about Eret

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oooohhh what does the title of the Eret entail 👁️👁️?????
Anonymous asked: YOUR AU IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD AAA... can you tell us abt the Eret position/how it works to a reasonable/unspoilery degree?? 👀
@violets-arepurple asked: What exactly is the role of eret in your au is it like a life long thing they're destined for, or do they take random kids? Are they like a religious figure or are they a sort of God? (I really like your au so far, it's fun:))
the Eret is the avenue of communication between the gods and the common people. all gods can speak through the Eret, regardless of their location, and the Eret is the only mortal who can open communication with the gods. Alastair is one of the few people in the world who knows multiple gods personally, although she’s not particularly liked by any of them.
the position of the Eret is granted as a quest by a god (who is currently dormant) when the previous Eret retires. it’s not quite a predestined thing but once the god selects someone they find suitable, they don’t have much choice in the matter.
unlike Techno’s quest, which ends when he completes his task, this is an indefinite quest; the Eret will shoulder their gift/burden until they die. their life is “given up” to service the people who seek help and guidance from the gods.
basically, imagine 30 people sharing the same landline phone but the phone is also a major political and religious leader
[Alastair says, slightly peeved and holding her cane, “I’m getting a call.” Another picture shows her staring into space, the dial-up sound playing as someone attempts to get her attention. in the final sketch Skeppy speaks through the Eret’s voice, trying to get her to “TELL TECHNO 2 HURRY UP.” She replies “hahaha no” and hangs up.]
ceret………………………………………………………………………………
i was going to make a kinda joke post about how the theme of every dsmp plot was the horror of being isolated due to neurodivergence/mental illness and the fear of being alone/not having control but then i remembered that actually Is the plot. thats exactly what it was about
I think dsmp and how it got to portray feeling alone while being nd and in crisis is really interesting because there’s so many characters and not many at any point have No allies, but in many ways I don’t think there’s a single character I wouldn’t describe as like profoundly lonely. Like they have people but all of them were always so closed off and laser focused on surviving, on their own goals, that they often failed to stay out of their own heads and were self sabotaging often til their own deaths. Alone together. Or whatever. Who tf even likes dsmp …
trust is a funny thing
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Katherine getting ready to fight monsters under the light of the moon

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Seablings 🥹🙏