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One skill that you pick up in abusive relationships is how to phrase things very, very diplomatically. Like I don't need to imagine what it's like to be a vizier to a mercurial tyrant with a hair-trigger temper; I've lived it. Not recommended.

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

There are multiple chapters that are set in hospitals where the characters are attempting to recover from injuries that never fully heal. I must once again stress that my experience in WWI was perfectly normal.

There is a giant horrible mudplain full of unrecoverable and perfectly preserved dead bodies that the characters have to walk through in a land where the air is poisoned gas, and on a compLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: WWI WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!

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they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck