almost certified teeth guy

i love sibling estrangement as horror. Only one person in the entire world has been through what youve been through and they deny it . Awesome

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[freeze frame] yeah thats me. you're probably wondering how i got here. me too. i dont remember anything ever so i need to see this as much as you do [unfreeze frame]

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.