almost certified teeth guy

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

computer activate Useful Mode

sometimes i'm like "there's a million different interpretations you can have of pieces of art and as long as it's based on the actual text it's completely valid!" and other times i'm like "anyone who thinks that i don't dance from high school musical 2 is about anything other than gay sex are objectively wrong"

So bizarre when ppl argue against their faves having flaws, treating them as bugs rather than features. For me most of the time a character's flaws and bad traits are what draws me to them not their virtues.

the kids in hsm2 shouldve unionized that country club

Why do people crash their cars? I dont get it