Pibbleton

I didn't know AI cultists were a thing, but sure, why not?

cause fear and see invisibility, god damn useless

the best porn i ever watched was about these two argentinian monks in a monastery during WW3 who witness the end of the world and then have sex in this candlelit stone grotto while nukes rain down outside and it was really emotionally earnest and played super straight i loved it. and like not just because i have a fetish

And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."

you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.

I had forgotten, but this was true.

Legit thought it was a predator maid at first glance.

That was not the audio I was expecting

i have to reblog this everytime i see it, its too good of a video

At first I glance I thought this was about Namari from Dungeon Meshi but upon further consideration, yeah it is.

BLANKET RESPONSE TO EVERYBODY BEING WEIRD: Kissing your dad, kissing your dad, kissing your dad. I'm kissing your dad with tongue. If your dad is dead, I re-animated your dad with the glowing green goo from Re-Animator (1985) and I'm kissing him. And if you never met your dad, that sucks, but I met your dad, and I'm kissing him. And if you have two moms, whichever mom is your favorite transitioned, and he's your dad now, and I'm kissing him. And if you have two dads, you know I'm kissing both of your dads at the same time, it's a full on Cronenberg body horror situation where I grew a second mouth so I could kiss both your dads at the same time. And if you are a being of pure light and do not have any kind of creator whatsoever, I'm actually a being of even purer light, and I can conjure dads out of the ether, and I made you a dad, and then I kissed him so fucking sloppy nasty. And if you're thinking that you don't care about me kissing your dad because you don't like your dad, that's where you're wrong, because I built a time machine and I went back in time to stop your dad from doing all the stuff that made you not like him, and then I came back to the present and me and your dad kissed each other on your bed because I reminded him so much of that mysterious young man who helped him become a better dad all those years ago.

We also did hand stuff.

I know all the posts about how to stockpile hrt come from a good place but yall. Stockpiling T on purpose is a felony and its not one i judge you for but...STOP admitting it out loud on your blogs frankly and with none of the "teehee THEORETICALLY" shoplifter blogs used to have. Im seeing people talk abt the stockpiles they already have AND their plans to share it and my guys... this website WILL give your personal info to the government if subpoenad. Idk that its LIKELY but I know itd be embarrassing as hell to go to JAIL for felony possession of controlled substance w intent to distribute bc you couldnt stop yourself from YAPPING on a fucking tumblr post and then mr hammers gave your email and login ip to the cops. I KNOW youre all not using secure enough burners and vpns and shit 4 that Cmon now