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“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

#funny

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depsidase

#anti ai #politics #tim walz #elon musk #anti elon musk #anti musk #xAI

berkeleygirl3

#books and libraries #books #reading #data centers #library #humor #funny

megamindsupremacy

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

#mogged #smogged #environment #conservation #everything’s fine #the earth is on fire #dark humor #air quality

depsidase

#fahrenheit 451 #banned books #reading #read more books

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bug-mp3

#funny #because op’s cat will bite me #cat #cute cats

do-not-u-dare

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

ooo-silly-worms

Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.

claypigeonpottery

@bazanite you are so correct

#funny #pottery #crafting #the kiln

pancakeke

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

pancakeke

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

mangonetics

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

pancakeke

OKAY FINE JESUS

pancakeke

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

#funny #vaseline

didierzimerman

bilbo y smaug

#smaug #bilbo baggins #the hobbit #lotr #lord of the rings #dragon #art #artwork

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kikokuso

I have a new favourite batshit rail idea

Please build it for the funny please please please

vacuously-true

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

homunculus-argument

Fun fact: In several European countries where the drinking age is 18, and the age you can get a driver's license is also 18, there's a window of time where someone who just turned 18 and doesn't have a driver's license to use as an ID yet will simply use their passport. Shitfaced and unsupervised just-newly-legal-adults teenagers from the heart of central Europe showing up in Canada because someone thought "hey let's go to Texas lmao" and nobody was sober enough to say that that's a terrible idea.

#funny #train #we absolutely should #railway system

liberalsarecool

Stay engaged.

punkrorschach

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

punkrorschach

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

thegaymertrainer

jelibaen

We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology

everkings

grossly underestimated

aerodaltonimperial

I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AT WORK

footlongdingledong

think I may be the first person on earth to genuinely peel bananas incorrectly

footlongdingledong

how did I even fuck this up that badly

footlongdingledong

tumblr hates me and my fucking bananas

pianoaddictednerd

It flagged it for mature content for me, I had to click to see the actual post lol

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dragon-in-a-fez

incredible things going on in this bathroom

lexithestarqueen

Um??

@ominous-signs

ominous-signs

Well see that’s gonna wildly depend who you ask, especially on this website

ominous-signs

Didn’t even take that long

unyieldingsilence

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starryknight63

Is the calligraphy dude gonna hop on this? @theshitpostcalligrapher

theshitpostcalligrapher

I mean I don't have a full suit of the stuff but I'll give it my best shot

weaselle

i really think we the U.S. public need to be SUPER FUCKING LOUD about how admirable we think this kind of thing is.

Anytime military members speak up about not liking their orders to be deployed against the american public, or especially REFUSING such orders, the nation needs to hear a great outcry of public support for that act

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