lonely blogger

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.

Just realized cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go hee yaw

do u ever realise that you’re gonna be an adult for the rest of your life

There are so many other words in the english language and you just had to go and say these

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

why do I know what this smells like

Are you ever like. Are you ever manic and suddenly you want to start the weirdest hobbies

literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan

honestly if tumblr does die like a good 75% of twitter users are screwed cause they’ve been ripping off posts from here and blocking everyone who calls them out

quiet down everyone its being sad time