hella tired

I’ve been through hell and back these past few months and what I’ve come to realize is…. a bitch is invincible to be quite honest

why doesnt this have more notes this is so fucking funny

I would BAWL

woman seeking woman. i’m six feet tall, fashionable, and enjoy long walks through brackish estuary water off the coast of virginia

She’s our most famous cryptid 

The bae in the bay

The Chesapeake Bae

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

its okay if you're melting down, this is a scary time to be a person. stay safe, stay loving, stay alive

Kneels down, touches dirt. “Something terrible happened here.”

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer