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1. Ted liked to listen to mostly classical music and AM radio, especially political broadcasts

2. Ted was a massive stoner for His entire life, including on death row. His wife carole would smuggle marijuana to Him by inserting it into her vagina; Ted would transfer it into His asshole in the prison visitation room so that He could bring the weed back to His cell and smoke it

3. in a similar vein, it's rumored that Ted was able to father His daughter rosa by smuggling His semen out in a condom held in His mouth, transferring it to carole via a kiss. apparently, she then inserted the semen into her vagina somehow, impregnating herself. more likely, Ted simply bribed the prison guards to turn the other way while He and carole had public sex in the visitation room. or, perhaps, someone else was rosa's father! she was said to look just like Ted, though

4. Ted almost had a child with His long-time girlfriend liz, as she fell pregnant to Him in 1972. they mutually agreed to abort the fetus, as they were both struggling college students at the time

5. Ted's first murder is hotly debated. some people theorize that Ted killed an 8-year-old girl named ann marie burr when He was 14 (He denied this vehemently to His death). one of Ted's defense lawyers claimed that Ted confessed to him in tears that He murdered a little boy while playing a "sex game" together, again when He was a young teenager. another option is something that Ted Himself somewhat confessed to—kidnapping and killing two hitchhiking teenage girls on the new jersey shore in 1969, when He was 22

6. Ted was raised as a methodist christian, but confessed that He never paid much attention in church, often falling asleep. He was very briefly and superficially mormon, after He moved to utah. on paper, He converted to hinduism on death row so that He could access the (higher quality) vegetarian meals. He was not actually hindu at all, but did get very into yoga around this same time

7. Ted loved watching monty python's flying circus (the show and the movies); it was one of His favorite things to marathon/watch on repeat, especially when He was stressed out (on the run or on death row, for example)

𝐃𝐚𝐡𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝟏𝟓 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬."𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞," 𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐢 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝. "𝐖𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬."📝

𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷𝟼, 𝟷𝟿𝟿𝟸: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚘𝚏 '𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚞𝚔𝚎𝚎 𝙹𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕' 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚢𝚜 𝙳𝚊𝚑𝚖𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚛𝚢.📰

(𝙳𝚊𝚑𝚖𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗: 𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚏 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚓𝚊𝚒𝚕. '𝙸 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎,' 𝙳𝚊𝚑𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍. '𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑)

hey! he was incompetent in the sense that he wasn’t able to get an erection or reach orgasm unless his partner was drugged (with halcion), or dead. however, he did engage in sexual activities with his victims\partners he took home but didn’t kill while they were alive, often consisting of performing oral sex (although he almost never received, except on a few key occasions).

….whereas Dahmer had found it impossible to reach orgasm with the partners he met at the Unicorn Bathhouse in Chicago, he was able to stand over the dead body of Cash D and masturbate to ejaculation.

i know that when he was in his mid twenties when he started embracing his homosexuality he felt inexperienced (and he was at the time) and that contributed to his need for total control of the other person. however he ended up having 200+ partners, and obviously his need for control and his inability to have sex with a conscious partner was very much deeper than a lack of experience.

Whereas he had difficulty in achieving an erection while they were awake, once they slept his capacity for tumescence was totally restored, and he would masturbate three or four times during the long encounter. At other times he would fondle them and enjoy their proximity. He was in control, with nothing to disturb him and no necessity to rush or feel pressure to perform.

i've answered this sort of thing before, so this may not be extremely new information

1. Ted's original college major was in chinese language & asian studies. He would go down to chinatown in seattle with His girlfriend liz to practice His speaking skills with restaurant workers (which was apparently pretty awkward)

2. on death row, Ted sometimes signed His letters with the name "sam," for some reason. sam was the name of his grandfather (and possible father) who was (according to some people) a very abusive asshole. certain psychologists believe that this is a sign that Ted had dissociative identity disorder, essentially possessing an alter of His grandfather in His mind that may have been connected to His violent tendencies

3. Ted had a particular (probably somewhat sexual) fixation on socks, specifically white crew socks

4. Ted was a severe kleptomaniac; He was always stealing things—a navajo rug, electronics, expensive food, debit/credit cards, skiing gear, cars, a potted tree, etc.

5. Ted was diagnosed with bipolar disorder. He experienced months-long depressive episodes where He could barely leave His bed or take care of Himself. at one point during detective bob keppel's initial investigation of the early murders in washington, he questioned if there might be some astrological or cultish aspect to the crimes, considering that they happened monthly as if on a timer. this could have been related to Ted's bipolar disorder cycling in a monthly pattern...

6. Ted had a severe phobia of running out of gas for His car while on the road. He stopped to refuel constantly, with gas receipts ending up becoming part of the evidence in court used to trace His trail while He was committing the murders

7. Ted loved steak, red wine, cheeseburgers, milkshakes, tacos, whiskey, and beer (his favorite being mickey's malt beer)

8. while identifying strongly as a republican and doing volunteer campaign work (including spying) for the republican party in washington, most of Ted's political opinions were actually very liberal by our modern standards. Ted was extremely against the vietnam war, for gun control, pro-choice, strongly against racism, and somewhat feminist, believing women to be superior to men

𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐕𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤🥃

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐭 𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐱 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐡𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝📝

𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐫𝐮𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐛 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 𝐆𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐡𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬𝐧𝐭 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐱𝐞𝐝 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠

𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫

𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐱 𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐛 𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 ( 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟏)🌈

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extra yap:

(she’s literally just larping Dahmer atp LOL because a convo could go like this

me: “JD was gay”

Chelsey: hi bitch! Jeff here again! First I was only gay because I got m0lested and second my sexuality doesn’t even matter all that matters is I have my beautiful gorgeous wife Chelsey DAHMER! Yeah you heard that right…she’s a Dahmer now!!”