what a boob

get in loser if we’re all going through it might as well do it together

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now

you are never gonna guess what bbwjobs.com is

"dont feed the trolls" is an even more important rule in an age where that troll is likely to be a chatbot trained on bad politics crawling tags specifically to waste ur time. do not engage

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

literally just start posting about your OCs. you don’t even have to “properly” introduce them just make them a dedicated tag, tag them on posts that remind you of them, and then start talking about them like everyone’s supposed to already know who they are. i am not joking when i say this method works.

AND CRUCIALLY NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR TALKING ABOUT THEM. IF YOU DO NOT LOVE YOUR CREATIONS ENTHUSIASTICALLY AND UNAPOLOGETICALLY THEN WHY SHOULD ANYONE ELSE!!!!!

guy whose kink is making u feel safe. takes pride in it even

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing