what a boob

(developing feelings for someone) do you want to fight to the death

*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????

you can lead a lamb away from slaughter but you can't make it stop feeling like a sacrifice

Kink scene rescheduled because halfway through me explaining the scenario my dom asked a clarifying question that uncovered a howling logical inconsistency and we ended up spending the next three hours workshopping the worldbuilding.

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

get in loser if we’re all going through it might as well do it together

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now

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