Pinned Post
because I've been here a year and a half and somehow never made one of these
Hey there, I'm hylian-prosecutor! You can call me that, or also Annika (not my real name) or Hyllie (also not my real name) or Hey You (also not my real name).
I'm on AO3 as annika_laplume (you guessed it, not my real name) and most other places as hylian-prosecutor or some other variant.
I am a cis girl and use she/her pronouns. For now, I consider myself an acespec lesbian, but I am still very much in the process of figuring myself out :)
My beloved sibling is @zeldageek35. she is very cool and basically my favorite person ever.
Never ever be afraid to talk to me! I love getting asks and tags, no matter how out-of-left-field, and I promise that you are never ever a bother for communicating with me!
I am autistic and bad at gauging how to respond in social situations, including online ones. If I ever commit a social error or make you uncomfortable, please let me know and I will adjust.
Things I am abnormal about:
Music theory and composition. I compose and arrange music quite a lot in my spare time, and I also play the oboe! let me teach you how chord progressions work please please please please please pl
Operation Mincemeat, both the musical and the real-life operation! It's safe to say that this is my favorite musical ever. It is glorious. It is made of magic and humor and poignancy and great music and a surprising level of historical accuracy, and on top of all that it is exceptionally queer.
Birds. love them. they're so cool!! they're so graceful and so silly!! they've got hollow bones and feathers!! they sing songs!! some of them have got a very high degree of intelligence!!
The Sink: A Sleep Aid. A comedy-horror podcast written by Natasha Hodgson, one of the writers and original actors of Operation Mincemeat. it is life-changing please go listen to it
Ace Attorney. i am always down to talk about the Gay Lawyer Games
Undertale/Deltarune. i am always down to talk about the Gay Nonbinary Toby Fox Games
Lots of other things. Legend of Zelda, Gravity Falls, The Owl House, the Snicketverse, Community, Firefly, musical theatre in general, and anything having to do with science (especially chemistry). Plus some other things I'm probably forgetting.
Frequently Asked Questions*
*no one has ever frequently asked me any of these questions
Where did your handle come from?
I'm a fan of Zelda (Hylian) and Ace Attorney (prosecutor). That's honestly about it; I didn't put much thought into it. unfortunately I have neither pointy ears nor a law degree :(
Who's that in your profile picture?
Only the world's greatest judicial assistant Susato Mikotoba (from The Great Ace Attorney)!
Who's that in your banner photo?
Only the world's greatest sentient sword Fi (from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword)!
What's the design on that flag up top?
It's a toki pona name glyph I designed for myself :D
Any personal tags?
#i made a art for my visual artwork; #i made a music for my music!
Any DNIs?
I don't tolerate bigotry of any kind here. If you're going to interact with me or my blog, don't be racist or sexist or homophobic or transphobic or ableist or in any other way discriminatory. Otherwise, everyone is welcome!
Your blog description says you're Lutheran. Isn't that a type of Christianity?
Yep.
But you're not homophobic/transphobic?
Nope. I believe two crucial things: a) that Jesus says to treat everyone with love and respect and b) that God doesn't make mistakes. Who you are is who you are, and that is beautiful, no matter what you look like or how you identify or who you love. I also believe that part of the responsibility of being a good Christian is learning about and understanding the harm that has been done (and is still unfortunately being done) in the name of your religion and working to undo that harm as much as you can. I will always respect what you believe, whatever that may be. Please respect what I believe.
Where do you live?
United States.
How old are you?
Between the ages of five and seventy-two.
What is your credit card information?
nice try lol
What is your favorite species of bird?
This is like asking me to choose a favorite child. That said, I really like magpies and other corvids
What is your favorite key?
D major. It's a nice light blue, and it's very sweet and friendly. this is a normal thing people say about musical keys
Why is this post so long?
I like yapping about myself way more than I probably should. but honestly who doesn't
Any other fun facts about yourself?
I'm part of an online trivia league! (don't let this fool you, I am Not Great at trivia)
I collect pins!
I can carry a conversation relatively okay in French; I'm also working on learning Japanese and toki pona.
My oboe is named Natasha.
I can recite the periodic table and ~100 digits of pi from memory for no reason other than I Like Memorizing Things. also I can identify any of the 96 existing pieces of Animal Crossing hourly music by ear, which is...one of the talents of all time
that's about it! have fun storming the castle!
