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my favorite tweet of all time is the ma’am is your baby unwell one it’s literally s o f u n n y

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I need college supplies-
Hey! I’m not usually one to reach out for help..
But my mum and I can’t afford college supplies for me.
I’m an only child of divorce. My mum never finished college so I will be the first generation to graduate from college. I’m second generation immigrant from Egypt on my father’s side. My mother is Native American however when she was adopted her tribe numbers were lost. I’m disabled and unable to work and my mum struggles to pay the bills as is.
Financial aid isn’t going to give me any left over/refunded money until the end of the first month of the semester.
Almost all of the things on the list are school supplies/ things I need for my dorm, however I threw in a few other items that would make life 20x easier for me in dorm.
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If you can’t help please reblog. I’d really appreciate it.
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💕FUCK ICE !!!!!💕
That’s all have a lovely day! 🌸
reblog this and put in the tags which capital cities you’ve been to
every passing day I relate more to the humble enderman. chirping. picking up things from the ground. going positively ape shitt on anyone who dares look at me

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i’ve said it before i’ll say it again there’s a difference between lady gaga singing born this way in 2011 and taylor swift singing “shade never made anyone less gay” (whatever the fuck that means) to profit off of it in 2019
The difference is that Lady Gaga is bisexual and Taylor Swift is straight
Honestly, even if Taylor came out as gay or bi tomorrow, “You Need To Calm Down” would still be tacky because of tone an content.
Born This Way was, unequivocally, “You are beautiful for being YOU in a world that often tells you you’re not” while “You Need To Calm Down” is basically “Me, and The Gays™, have haters”.
Gaga was singing about celebrating herself with Born This Way. Taylor Swift comes off as comparing homophobia as equivocable the beef she had with Katy Perry.
I feel a better comparison from the early 10s is Same Love by Macklemore. While yeah, the song is clumsy and hokey, at least “I received a lot of misdirected homophobia growing up and I can only imagine how much worse it is for gay folks” is more tasteful than “homophobia is just like when critics say my songs aren’t good or I get snake emoji replies on Twitter.”
Even if she has the best intentions, the final product comes off as, well, tone deaf and a little exploitative.
also taylor swift has lgbt people in her music video but macklemore had a lesbian (mary lambert) sing the chorus of same love
people like to make fun of the “when i was in the 3rd grade i thought that i was gay” line and its deserving of that bc its definitely a clumsy attempt at solidarity
but they also forget that macklemore used his status as one of the Hot Celebs of the time to put a song on the radio where the chorus is a woman singing clearly and explicitly about loving other women
p.s. the lyric “not crying on sundays” is more poetic and meaningful than literally anything that has ever come out of taylor swift’s mouth and macklemore put that lyric into the mainstream. THAT is using your influence for good allyship.
fast replies are so attractive like damn i got your attention like that
i thought this said reptiles
I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
REBLOGGING SO HARD.
YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IM REBLOGGING WTF
GET 👏🏼 RID 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 ACE/AROPHOBIA 👏🏼
im gonna reblog this everytime i see it ,,
REBLOG THIS ALREADY!
I have never ignored a like button in my entire exsistance on this blue/teal whatever y'all colour it website tungle dot com!
As an ace myself, the amount of likes on this post doesn’t go well with me.
☝️My thoughts exactly. I don’t like it.
guys please
It concerns me that ace people have such a tough time with this.
Aces don’t deserve this shit.
Aces deserve better???? Wow???
>>aces are a part °f the lgbt+, and if y°u think °therwise my spicy kicks will fight>>
I’ll fight whoever thinks they shouldn’t be in their spaces !!
Unfollow me if you think they don’t belong in the LGBTQ+ coomunity.
I’m gonna assume half the likes are just people who didn’t read the post fully
I’m going to assume all the likes are people who didn’t read the post fully.
As of 7/30/2018 7:38 pm
hell yeah I think aces/aros belong in lgbt spaces
if you disagree unfollow me right here right now.
I swear i’ll send the dragon at you if you like this
Never reblogged so fast in my entire life
As a asexual, im worries about the likes on this
if you even breathe on the like button i will find you
My asexual friend is reading this with me, we’re both insulted by the likes.
Wtf do you mean 28k people don’t believe that aces should belong in LGBTQ+ spaces
heck yea
Just a Ivysaur eating some cup of noodles.
has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”
just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

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Raincoat
Her name is Ramen shrimp
That’s Mrs. Maruchan Ramen Shrimp Flavor to you.
“My wife was tired of our dog sleeping in our bed at night. So i decided to build him his own house.“
some character design that makes me go absolutely apeshit is the whole wide mouth almond face shape cutey reptile. like i see a fucking animated reptile with a big mouth and eyes like a quarter mile apart and i just lose my mind
this shit is PREMIUM YOU CANT GET BETTER DESIGN
@acesandwords YOUVE CRACKED THE CODE YOUVE HIT THE NAIL ON THE ALMOND SHAPED HEAD
me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack
jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread
Did it the lazy easy way:
It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.
FETISH?????????
god i wish i were you
Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?
I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD
me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs
Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer
me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!
Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!
me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now
Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!
The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.
Marie Kondo has the same powers but the exact opposite energy of the Duolingo Owl.
YES.
Marie Kondo: Your room isn’t very clean, but that’s okay, I love mess! Does this spark joy?
Duolingo Owl: I wrote the ransom note in Spanish, and if you have to use Google Translate to read it, your kid gets it. You broke your streak. I’ll break your neck.
Marie Kondo holding your child, while standing on the remains of the Duolingo Owl : The Bird did not spark joy

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Cg: “Time for bed little one.”
Me: “Wait just consider this argument……
⭐🌠No🌟💫”
Cg: *sighs*