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Excuse me??? Keanu Reeves wearing hair clips???????? Might as well kill me with a fuckin hair clip too. This shit too cute.

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eo + nuzzling
THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!
Heās fine. He got a bath.
Lush glitter is made of seaweed.
I hope you donāt mind but I drew your cat
i mean, this is pretty much the pinnacle of all things good and bright. a glitter kitty.Ā
The void now has stars.
Cosmicat.
Space-kitty.
Void cat.
Itās Mister Mistoffoles!
(Stephen and Tony talking about their fears)
Tony: 13-year-olds.
Stephen: What?
Tony: I fear 13-year-olds.
Stephen: Why?
Tony: Because 13-year-olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day. If Iām on the street and I see a group of 8th graders on one side of the street, I will cross to the other side of the street.
Tony: Because 8th graders will make fun of you, but in an ACCURATE way.
Tony: They will get to the thing that you donāt like about you. They donāt even need to look at you for long, theyāll just be like:
Tony, mimicking Harley: āHa ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Hey, look at that high-waisted man! Heās got feminine hips!ā
Tony: And Iām like, āNO! THAT'S THE THING I'm SENSITIVE ABOUT!ā
Tony: Fury has sent an evaluation team that will be carrying out an evaluation of all of the Avengers.
Stephen: Are they going to be looking in our rooms?
Stephen: Also, unrelated, someone left a bunch of dildos in my bedroom.

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Stephen, after saving Tony's life: Are you alright?!
Tony: Yeah, I think so.
Stephen: WELL YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE!
*in the sanctum sanctorum*
Tony: is four a lot?
Stephen: Depends. Murders? No.
Stephen, surrounded by clones of his children: Harleys? Yes.
Tony after Peter is kidnapped: You took the WRONG FLUFFY BOY!!!
Tony sends a picture to Stephen wearing his clothes
Stephen: My clothes look good on you.
Tony: I always look good.
Stephen: I know. But when I get home, they're better off of you.
Tony: Oh.
*while they're captured and waiting for rescue*
Stephen: *hears something and sits up* That's Tony. That's how he opens a door.
Peter: Really?

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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. Iron Man 3 | dir. Shane Black, 2013
#this scene was wild #and is super under appreciated #like#tony had one boot+ one gauntlet from the suit and a gun#and took out like 20 guys #he had no armor #and they also had guns#and he didnāt get shot #and bc he only had one boot and one guantlet#it def would have been very difficult to stabilize himself #like i just??#heās a lot more adept at self-defense #and a lot more agile than#i think people give him credit for #esp. since heās a) in his 40ās#and b) has ostensibly only been doing the self-defense stuff#in earnest since at the earliest im1 #but for sure with the boxing in im2#he has no shield training or anything #but his hand eye-coordination#and the way he was able to aim the gun#while stabilizing the guantlet/boot combo #is like #unrealĀ (viaĀ @tonynatashas)
Goddamn. It me!
Stephen is a proud and self-sufficient man. Even after his accident, when he had to re-learn almost everything concerning touching and handling things, he managed to somehow go by. Some days better, some days worse, but he can take care of himself.
Itās so very hard for him to let his guard down when he gets together with Tony.
Tony is a natural caretaker. Even without Stephenās limitations he would want to help, to pamper and support, but now he runs headfirst into the wall of Stephenās pride and hard-won self-sufficiency.
It takes an especially bad day for Stephen to give in.
(A basic headcanon that became the starting point for a ficlet but it doesnāt fit in there anymore, so Iām posting it like this.)
Stephen, to Peter: Listen to you. Something wonderful happens, and all you can think about is how the world's going to take it away.
Stephen: *smiles* You're growing up.
Thanos: I have an army.
Tony: I HAVE THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, BITCH!

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I wanted to talk about the similarities and differences between Tony and Stephen ⦠so I will.
Similarities:
Determined - Definitely. These two simply donāt know what it means to give up.Ā Tony refuses to die in a cave in Afghanistan without making things right. Stephen will go to the ends of the earth to get his hands back, even if it means learning magic and completely changing his worldview. Relatedly ā¦
Hard-Working - Unlike some heroes who were born with their powers (Thor) or just kind of got them (Bruce, Steve), Tony and Stephenās powers are a result of their work as much as their minds. Stephenās magic requiresĀ āstudy and practice, years of itā. Tony created literally dozens of Iron Man suits, plus some for Peter, and other inventions that end up being important. I donāt think either of them sleep.
Geniuses ⦠and they know it - Oh yeah.Ā Stephen was a brilliant neurosurgeon with a perfect record, who became a brilliant sorcerer with an important destiny. Tony built the arc reactor IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS! And weāll all die before they let us forget it.
(Accidentally) Created the circumstances that lead to them being heroes - Stephen drove himself off a road; Tony operated a weapons manufacturing company which made him a target.Ā
Sluts - Self-explanatory.
Awesome Facial Hair Bros - š¤š» š¤¦š» āš»
Been through Hell - Stephenās car crash ruined his hands and his career, and he suffered defeating Dormammu (put a pin in that). Tony was kidnapped, waterboarded, had his weapons turned against him, and was betrayed by someone he considered a close friend. All of this happened in their respective first movies. But hey, speaking of pain ā¦
Self-Sacrificing - Oh yeah. Iāve talked about the different ways and times Tony has sacrificed himself, starting in Iron Man when he almost died to defeat Stane and save Pepper, then again in The Avengers carrying the nuke through the portal, then in Endgame ⦠well, you know. But Stephen is also a person who sacrifices himself in the name of the greater good; in Doctor Strange he died hundreds of times defeating Dormammu (thereās that pin). This is something I imagine weāll see more of from him in the future.
Redemption Arcs - Not necessarily starting out evil (Stephenās mostly just an asshole, although Tonyās actions with S.I. means he was responsible for more widespread damage), but both of their stories have to do with becoming better people and caring about others.
The Mentors who helped them become heroes die in their first movie - Ho Yinsen and The Ancient One.Ā
Personality - Both intelligent and sarcastic, but neither entirely lacking a sweet side.
Contrasts:Ā
Science and Magic - You donāt need me to explain this to you. But to quote Neil Gaiman (and one of my favorite ironstrange edits):Ā āScience is a way of talking about the universe in words that bind it to a common reality. Magic is a method of talking to the universe in words that it cannot ignore. The two are rarely compatibleā ⦠but itās the rarity that makes it special.
Background/Upbringing - This oneās kind of a shot in the dark because as of yet, we donāt know a lot about Stephenās childhood and life pre-surgeon. Iāve headcanoned about this topic extensively, but ignoring my personal opinions, comic material suggests Stephen ā unlike Tony ā definitely didnāt come from wealth. Iād say that personality wise, heās more genuinely arrogant than Tony, but heās also more of a self-made man. Tony, although undoubtedly more of a genius than Howard, ultimately did just inherit his fatherās company; Stephen built himself up through his own intelligence and will, both as a surgeon and a sorcerer.
Family - Again, not mentioned in the MCU as of yet, but Tony is an only child and Stephen has at least two siblings (depending on the source). Which may not end up mattering in the movies, but I can definitely see it.
Red/Blue - Yeah. I do think this reflects their personality differences a bit. Stephen is a bit colder, Tony more brash (although Stephen also makes bad choices, donāt worry). It also makes for an interesting visual contrast, which I love.
Coffee/Tea - Okay, this is just a headcanon, but Iām right.
Personality - I know this is also listed above, but to me they have similar but subtly different personalities. I feel Stephen can be more caustic (at least post-car crash, prior to that he seemed nicer); Tonyās more sarcastic, sometimes in a mocking way, but sometimes heās more friendly.
Feel free to mention anything you think I should have added!
Tony: I'm insulted that my enemies would fabricate lies and bear false witness against me to accuse me of scandal and misconduct ... when there is more than a fair share of factual scandal and misconduct I am actually guilty of.