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SHE SAY I'M ACTING DIFFERENT JUST BECAUSE I GOT THIS PENDANT!!!

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grabmyboner

Tell Pee Poo!!!

dingusandpingus

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

kosmogrl

some people treat romantic love like it’s the only meaningful thing life has to offer and that’s so weird to me.. there’s so much more out there

kosmogrl

I'm not saying it's not important etc etc but to treat it like it's the ultimate purpose of life is just very sad to me idk

fishpondfish

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

mousidy

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

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ritualday

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be

#people said this about 2020 and people will say this about 2040 and it will continue like that for the rest of our lives #and that is fine

aslongasitsblack

ilya is literally shane’s crazy girlfriend

aslongasitsblack

shane on the phone voice ignore the ruckus in the background ilyas going ham on the porcelain again i dont know i just let him smash up some dishes from time to time it seems to calm him yeah rose has been in touch recently why do you ask?

ticklefighthockey

the real fantasy of heated rivalry isn’t that the hot cocky sex god will fall in love with the uptight socially awkward virgin… the real fantasy is that you can be sooooooo fucking annoying & avoidant & allergic to intimacy and someone who is securely attached will nevertheless doggedly pursue you, make you feel your feelings, and then marry you

daiiku

#you can't do this to me at 9am

itshype

"the tuna meltdownTM would have ended with them being exclusive if Ilya had only been straightforward with Shane." WRONG. unironically the best way for Ilya to sneak Shane into being exclusive would be like "hey going no condoms would be hot, yes. 😄 but not safe. 🙁 but wHAT IF we both got tested and then didn't sleep with other people when we're apart??? good idea because then we can fuck raw?! safely!"

and then he waits and brings up the "actually I'm not sleeping with other people because i'm not interested in doing that" later, once Shane has acclimatized like a frog.

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fractally

I think the closest thing Ilya’s ever experienced to dysphoria is his real genuine grief he can’t baby trap Shane

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aslongasitsblack

recentering cum on his rick owens

fuckrozanov

no one deserves to get railed within an inch of their life more than shane hollander…

fuckrozanov

he thought he was doomed he thought it was over and then that 6.5 inch 9 incher saved him

smokingrozanov

Funny as fuck that Ilya yelled “TELL PEOPLE!!!!” At Connors & then it was just him, Marley, & Ilya at the club. The rest of the team said NOSE GOES!!!!!!! Please get Rozanov to stop playing White Ferrari in the locker room btw

#LMAOOOOO #they were chosen as the sacrificial lambs

urie

gnawing off my right arm thinking about how we saw all these little moments of shane and ilya during the ep 4 sex montage but we didnt see the moments that came after when they were slowly falling in love and didnt know it yet. the smiling into each other's mouths while climbing up the stairs that leads to stumbling into bed laughing and just the absolute fondness they have for each other and its happening so so slowly they dont even know... the moments that led ilya to plan the tuna melt scene... oh my god hollander still with these pillows. shut up my housekeeper arranges them. why are you still in your clothes. well i could get them off faster if you would just let GO of me. AAAAHHH it was happening it was happening to them Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

mina-logan

I like to think they’re tucked away in a corner at a farmers market somewhere.

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aslongasitsblack

thinking of ilya in the privacy of his all stars room door locked carefully typing ‘compatible’ into his phone with the most disgusting feeling of anxiety and disgust at his own needs inside him, thinking about the relief and fear and confusion when reading the result

aslongasitsblack

ilya rozanov

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