GNOME PENDANT CONNOISSEUR

anyway no more drama no more hate . ilya is literally pregnant

ilya going anywhere while pregnant has shane heart eyes sooooo bad he thinks he's so brave and so handsome. sir this is a 7/11 unhand ur husband

imagining a scenario in which Ilya gets pregnant during hollanovs situationship era… perhaps after the tuna meltdown… (*Ilya voice* in gay sex the top gets pregnant)… and Ilya is just. tortured by the tabloids of Shane and Rose, all the speculation that she’s pregnant. all while he’s the one caring his baby!!

Sometimes I think about the fact that Ilya married one of the greatest hockey players of all time, who is also an underwear model, and who comes in his pants just from sucking Ilya’s cock, and I have to wonder what it’s like being so #blessed

Their flirting in ilya’s bed pre tuna melt is soooooo typical cringe crush behaviour. don’t u remember having a crush and giggling and playing along to the stupidest shit and it’s sooooo cringe and SO fun. like “u are asshole” “no you are” like !!!!!!! then shane’s little slap when ilya shouts to “everyone” like oh my god they are just two lil guys with crushes !!!!!!!!

ilya finds out cliff fans online are calling themselves cliffnation and he never lets it go. he is telling people he has dual citizenship: russia and cliffnation. he actually can’t get a speeding ticket because he has diplomatic immunity as an ambassador of cliffnation. all i do is win is the national anthem. the capital is marleauville.

Turn Friends into Transgender (0/50).

i have something kink-related to say

everyone on my dash is admitting they have a taboo fetish!!!!! yay yipee horray!!