Jenlee

I cannot believe I’m less than 10k words from writing the end of this 5k fic

Holy shit this is a mood and it’s me

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong

This is the funniest fucking addition

This hardly has any notes but can I just say that non black people and white people you can in fact reblog this, thanks x

I’d encourage non black people and white people to reblog this so we at least know ya’ll understand and that we’re on the same page.Thanks.

“george floyd wasn’t a saint!” perhaps he wasn’t, bitch!!! he still did not deserve to die!!!! 

what right-wing, judeo-Christian bullshit is this????? Like humans literally are not supposed to consume dairy of other animals. Milk is just for newborns like???? asjdhfklsadhflksdfkls

Apparently this joke is made of lactose because it gave you a real case of upset tummy.

me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization