Hello I noticed that you werenāt active much so i am here to say thank you so much for the javier x steve fics and I wanna ask if you know other people that write javier x steve fics theyāre hard to find and I donāt like those threesomes and ty again ā¤ļø
thank you for reading my fics! And I love Steve/Javi/Connie threesome fics but I know those aren't everyone's cup of tea, haha. here's some steve/javi resources for ya. <3
I have a rec list of smutty steve/javi fics on my main blog--here's a link. it hasn't been updated recently but there's some great fics there.
@alwaysbethewest has some absolutely FANTASTIC Steve/Javi fics. Absolutely beautiful stuff. Here's an AO3 link to those.
In general, there's less Steve/Javi fics on tumblr than on AO3. Please check out the steve/javi AO3 tag!! There's HUNDREDS of fics (I remember when we only had a handful!).
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pairing: max (bloodsucking bastards) x female reader
genre: humor/crack (but with a movie like bloodsucking bastards, is it really crack?)
rating: M
words: 861
content: period talk, mentions of oral sex
a/n: I have no goddamn clue what this abomination is. Itās been sitting in my docs for three years. Enjoy!
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It was simple; you just needed Max to sign off on your report before you sent it over to legal. However, when you walked up to his door and peeked through the window, he seemed to be in the midst of a giant temper tantrum.
āI canāt do this anymore! FUCK! FUCK!ā
He was yelling so loudly you could hear him through the closed door. You shrugged, dismissed this outburst as another one of Maxās eccentricities, and opened the door.
āSorry to interrupt,ā you said, and Maxās head whipped around to glare at you.
āWhat do you want?ā He hissed as he slunk over to his desk and sat down, crossing his arms tightly against his chest. He had shed his three-piece ensemble throughout the day, his vest, tie, and suit jacket tossed haphazardly over an open filing cabinet, leaving him in just his white dress-shirt. It was unbuttoned clear past his collarbone and the sleeves were rolled up his forearms.
It struck you as very odd. Max was usually extremely fastidious with his appearanceāthis Max looked utterly frazzled.
āWell?ā Max barked, and you straightened.
āUh, um, I just needed you to read and sign these before I give them to legal,ā you said, handing over the papers. Max swiped them out of your hands and gave them a cursory glance before slapping them down on the desk.
āIs that all?ā He asked, glaring at you, his nostrils flaring.
āUh, yes, Max,ā you said, looking at him with a degree of concern. āPardon me if Iām being intrusive, but are you okay?ā
Max stared at you, expression blank for a moment before breaking out in laughter. It was a harsh, raucous kind of laugh, one that did not tend to denote amusement.
You wracked your brain, trying to think of a time that your performance was less than stellar. You prided yourself on your work ethic; it had earned you respect and a raise in the relatively short time youād been here.
āIām sorry, Max, I donāt know if I understand,ā you said.
Max waved a hand at you before continuing. āLook. Iāll be blunt. Annaās got an IUD, she never has a period. Trish probably went through menopause in the 90s. Mariaās birth control makes it so she only has a period once every three months, and I can easily schedule in a couple sick days around it. You, however,ā he growled, āare a fucking nightmare.ā
You balked. What the hell did your coworkerās menstrual cycles have to do with anything?
āYou come in here reeking of blood every goddamn month! Sometimes every three weeks! For five fucking days at a time! And I have mentioned how goddamn frustrating it is to think itās over and then come back the next day, thinking Iāll have some modicum of peace, and youāre sitting there like, āoops, silly me, still bleeding!āā
You wondered what the fuck Max was going on about until you remembered.
Wait.
Your boss is a vampire, you dipshit.
āOh,ā you said, shifting in your seat. Knowing he could smell that you were on your period never occurred to you, but now his monthly mood swings made a lot more sense. āUm. Iām... sorry.ā
āYou have no idea how much restraint Iām showing right now,ā Max said with a huff. āBut killing you would be a mess for HR to clean up. And the janitor. Do you know how hard it is to get blood out of my ties?ā
āTry bloodstains on underwear,ā you griped.
āNot. Helping,ā he hissed.
āYou know,ā you said, āYou could still, uh. Drink my blood. Without killing me, I mean.ā
Max looked confused, then he sat up straight as a board. āYou canāt be serious,ā he said.
āReally? Has it never really occurred to you before?ā you asked, incredulous.
āI canāt say it hasnāt,ā he said.
Silence stretched between the two of you.
Fuck it. Even if your boss was an asshole, he was hot, and you could use an orgasm or two.
āWell... Iām game if you are,ā you said.
Maxās eyebrows shot up. Silently, he stood and walked to his door, as if expecting you to follow.
You were embarrassed beyond belief. What were you thinking, coming on to your boss? You got up and made your way to the door, reaching for the doorknob.
Max held out his arm, blocking your hand. With one swift motion, he locked the door and backed you into his desk.
āTake off your clothes,ā he snarled.
You grinned. āGot it, boss.ā
Needless to say, this was going to be a fun week at the office.
thinking about watching the star wars prequels but like. I know if I do Iāll probably end up writing some ungodly long obi-wan/anakin/padme threesome fic and thatās too much work for me right now lmfao
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genre: modern AU, coworkers-to-lovers, smut, comedy, undercover-as-a-couple
rating: explicit (smut ahoy). if you would like to know specific content tags before reading, scroll to the end.
note: this is a modern-day AU set in southern california featuring a made-up drug cartel (The SoCal Seven). been working on this forever and finally managed to finish it!
words: 11.2k
also on AO3
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The first time Steve saw Javi kiss a man, he was absolutely gobsmacked.
Sure, heād seen him kiss female informants beforeāand overheard him do far more when he was wearing a wire. Hell, the whole office knew he slept with hookers for information. But always women. At least, Steve assumed they were always women.
But from the way Javi kissed this guy, it sure as hell didnāt seem like his first time doing it.
The informant slipped a piece of paper in Javiās pocket before pulling away from the kiss. Javi gave the guyās ass a firm squeeze in appreciation before the mystery man slipped back in to the dive-bar-slash-brothel-slash-drug-distribution-centerāone that was on the SoCal Sevenās payroll.
Steve startled when Javi turned around to face the jeep. He felt like he had just been caught staringābut Steveās job was to be the damn lookout in this operation, so he was supposed to be watching. Steve made the pointed decision to stare at the steering wheel until he heard Javi rap at the window.
āGot it,ā Javi said with a grin, flashing the scrap of paper.
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Back on the road, Steve sat stock-still behind the wheel.
āAwfully quiet there, Murphy,ā Javi remarked, drinking a beer that had been rolling around in the backseat for god knows how long.
āWhoās quiet? Iām not quiet. Shut up, Javi,ā Steve spluttered.
āWouldnāt have anything to do with me kissing a man back there, would it?ā Javi said.
āWell, I justāyouāve neverāā Steve coughed. āDone that before.ā
āYou know full well Iāve done more than kiss informants, Murphy.ā
āNot male ones,ā Steve said.
āAhhh, I see,ā Javi replied, āremind me what century it is again? The 21st? Pretty sure I can suck a dick if I want.ā
Steve reeled, swinging his head to stare wide-eyed at his partner. Oh fuck, partner, that was a gay word, right?
Hereās some tidbits from a file I found titledĀ āstavierouttakes.txtā--
āPretty sure this counts as workplace harassment,ā Steve quipped.
āSteve, you drunkenly cried on my shoulder about how much you missed your ex-wifeās tits the other night, and proceeded to demonstrate. Turnabout is fair play.ā
āI apologized for that!ā
Javi smirked. āNo hard feelings. It was cute.ā
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wondering why it felt so familiarāoh. Steve swallowed down the lump in his throat, remembering the last time he slow-danced with Connie in their kitchen, all smiles and quiet laughter. It felt like a punch in the gut.
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āYou know damn well I havenāt,ā Steve said. āAnd never before with... with...ā
Javi rolled his eyes. āA man?ā
āYeah, the, uh, the mustache. The mustache is new.ā
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Steveās heart skipped a beat. āO-okay,ā he said.
āWe donāt have to,ā Javi said, moving away a little, giving Steve space.
Steve pulled him right back in. āNo, no, Javi, I want to,ā he said. āGod, I want to.ā
āCome with me,ā Javi said, guiding Steve through his apartment to the bedroom.
sorry for the Complete Lack of Content on here! Been focusing on my original work (and also on a couple Mando/Mayfeld fics, lmao, head on over to my AO3 if youāre interested in that very rare pair of mine). Managed to dig up some WIPās and outtakes in my text files, might post a couple... idk.
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genre: modern AU, coworkers-to-lovers, smut, comedy, undercover-as-a-couple
rating: explicit (smut ahoy). if you would like to know specific content tags before reading, scroll to the end.
note: this is a modern-day AU set in southern california featuring a made-up drug cartel (The SoCal Seven). been working on this forever and finally managed to finish it!
words: 11.2k
also on AO3
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The first time Steve saw Javi kiss a man, he was absolutely gobsmacked.
Sure, heād seen him kiss female informants beforeāand overheard him do far more when he was wearing a wire. Hell, the whole office knew he slept with hookers for information. But always women. At least, Steve assumed they were always women.
But from the way Javi kissed this guy, it sure as hell didnāt seem like his first time doing it.
The informant slipped a piece of paper in Javiās pocket before pulling away from the kiss. Javi gave the guyās ass a firm squeeze in appreciation before the mystery man slipped back in to the dive-bar-slash-brothel-slash-drug-distribution-centerāone that was on the SoCal Sevenās payroll.
Steve startled when Javi turned around to face the jeep. He felt like he had just been caught staringābut Steveās job was to be the damn lookout in this operation, so he was supposed to be watching. Steve made the pointed decision to stare at the steering wheel until he heard Javi rap at the window.
āGot it,ā Javi said with a grin, flashing the scrap of paper.
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Back on the road, Steve sat stock-still behind the wheel.
āAwfully quiet there, Murphy,ā Javi remarked, drinking a beer that had been rolling around in the backseat for god knows how long.
āWhoās quiet? Iām not quiet. Shut up, Javi,ā Steve spluttered.
āWouldnāt have anything to do with me kissing a man back there, would it?ā Javi said.
āWell, I justāyouāve neverāā Steve coughed. āDone that before.ā
āYou know full well Iāve done more than kiss informants, Murphy.ā
āNot male ones,ā Steve said.
āAhhh, I see,ā Javi replied, āremind me what century it is again? The 21st? Pretty sure I can suck a dick if I want.ā
Steve reeled, swinging his head to stare wide-eyed at his partner. Oh fuck, partner, that was a gay word, right?
Oh hey, I love this?Ā Itās fun and funny andĀ āundercover as a coupleā/ākissing to avoid detectionā are a couple of my favorite tropes, and then?Ā Then itās a little angst and a lot sweet and hot like the surface of the goddamn sun!Ā Just lovely!!
there is an extremely surprising lack of smutty fanfic in the lucifer fandom. the man is a horny, hedonistic fallen angel and there is hardly ANY porn of him. Iām disappointed.Ā
for example, out of the 6,028 Deckerstar fics on ao3, only 700 of them are rated explicit! they only had one (fade-to-black, may I remind you) sex scene on the show. Iād imagine thereād be more people wanting to fill in the porny blanks, as it were.
as usual, Iām going to have to write the porn I want to see in the world.
seriously considering writing possibly THE most self-indulgent fanfic ever but it would end up being a multi-chap and I am disastrously bad at finishing WIPās
I first read a Din fic about the reader watching Grogu while his dad was away on a hunt, and Grogu not wanting to sleep when Din got back, and it was just so sweet. It was the first fanfic Iād read since my X-Files and I thought, āWait- people are writing fics about Pedro characters here???ā And the second fic I read was a Marcus Pike 18+ by @secretpajamas and oh my god Iāve read it at least 20 times by now. Itās an old friend.
And with that, I jumped into the Pedro fic pit. It was a happy place.
(I wish I could remember who wrote the Din/Grogu/Reader fic so I could tag them. It was written before we knew Groguitoās name.)
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I feel this in my bones - there are so many amazing fics that I havenāt got to yet, and by some of my favourite writers too @songsformonkeys , @astroboots, @yespolkadotkitty, @absurdthirst, @thirstworldproblemss, @secretpajamas and so many more- I promise Iāll catch up soon!
genre: modern AU, coworkers-to-lovers, smut, comedy, undercover-as-a-couple
rating: explicit (smut ahoy). if you would like to know specific content tags before reading, scroll to the end.
note: this is a modern-day AU set in southern california featuring a made-up drug cartel (The SoCal Seven). been working on this forever and finally managed to finish it!
words: 11.2k
also on AO3
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The first time Steve saw Javi kiss a man, he was absolutely gobsmacked.
Sure, heād seen him kiss female informants beforeāand overheard him do far more when he was wearing a wire. Hell, the whole office knew he slept with hookers for information. But always women. At least, Steve assumed they were always women.
But from the way Javi kissed this guy, it sure as hell didnāt seem like his first time doing it.
The informant slipped a piece of paper in Javiās pocket before pulling away from the kiss. Javi gave the guyās ass a firm squeeze in appreciation before the mystery man slipped back in to the dive-bar-slash-brothel-slash-drug-distribution-centerāone that was on the SoCal Sevenās payroll.
Steve startled when Javi turned around to face the jeep. He felt like he had just been caught staringābut Steveās job was to be the damn lookout in this operation, so he was supposed to be watching. Steve made the pointed decision to stare at the steering wheel until he heard Javi rap at the window.
āGot it,ā Javi said with a grin, flashing the scrap of paper.
ā
Back on the road, Steve sat stock-still behind the wheel.
āAwfully quiet there, Murphy,ā Javi remarked, drinking a beer that had been rolling around in the backseat for god knows how long.
āWhoās quiet? Iām not quiet. Shut up, Javi,ā Steve spluttered.
āWouldnāt have anything to do with me kissing a man back there, would it?ā Javi said.
āWell, I justāyouāve neverāā Steve coughed. āDone that before.ā
āYou know full well Iāve done more than kiss informants, Murphy.ā
āNot male ones,ā Steve said.
āAhhh, I see,ā Javi replied, āremind me what century it is again? The 21st? Pretty sure I can suck a dick if I want.ā
Steve reeled, swinging his head to stare wide-eyed at his partner. Oh fuck, partner, that was a gay word, right?
I cannot get enough of your writing, Monica. Every scene, every line is alive with character and emotion and honest-to-goodness entertainment. If I was a theatre or TV producer I would be flinging money at you. I loved this fic so much and it contains one of the most brilliant lines I have ever readā¦
āJavi nodded. āThereās something otherworldly about lesbian baked goodsā¦ā
DYING. Thank you for putting this absolute gem of a line in Javiās mouth.Ā
This whole fic is a delight. It is hilarious and sweet and sexy - it has it all. Poor Steve, and lovely Javi patiently guiding him though his bi awakeningā¦ my heart. And the smut! Gah I always love your smut. It was so delicious and hot!! Everyone please read this wonderful fic!! š
