Pettook

The Vulcan version of “thanks I hate it”

What kind of false advertising is your username?

I laughed so hard my sister fake called 911 in the dryest voice I have ever hear come out her mouth

someone put this on a shirt!

You better don’t.

I can’t buy this in less than 24 hours because I don’t have the money, but hopefully someone else can cause damn, I would fucking wear this to school! Loud and fucking proud!

I told this joke to my mother and she started fucking cackling at the dining room table this is great.

IT GOT BETTER OMFG IM CRYING

Yeah… me too. I wanna pat the very big pupper.

And this is how The End is stopped.  Not by the gods or goddesses, the other races than man, no.  It is Tumblr.  As a mass running after a now confused and tail tucking Fenrir, whining softly as the crowd chants “PUPPER! PUPPER! PUPPER!”

@lectorel

Good post

FENRIR IS PUPPER

@whyismagnuscrying

Yes!!!

I love this so much.

@systlin How you weren’t already tagged in this is criminal.

Odin in the background LOSIGN his GOT DAMN MIND like “OH MY GOD. I’M SUCH A DUMBASS.”

YEESSSS, SOMEONE DREW IT!!! XD

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT I AM SCREAMING

ICONIC

*wheeze*

THIS IS HOW THE FILM SHOULD HAVE ENDED

fanfiction is so wild cause im like…..ugh im not in the mood to read a book…..i’ll just read an 82k word fic instead……

Look…. To start a book… You have to make room in yourself for new characters and worlds. Do I look like I have the emotional energy for that? Do I look like I can trust like that right now? Just show me the things I already know pay good returns on my investment, except I also want to read something new so I guess they can be in a coffee shop this time.

I love Aziraphale because he didn't have to say "let there be light" when they hit Anathema. They don't need to speak to perform miracles. But the dramatic little bitch did it anyway.

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

it’s because other people told you she was unbalanced at a point in your life when you didn’t have the life experience or wisdom to understand otherwise

Sharing because I did in fact say all this – not because I feel 👑-ly