hello everyone my name is markipliers

paints you blue. blueplier. haha hes so blue

hello my name is yookaplier and welcome to the laylee

hello my name is minaplier and welcome to the hollower's guild

hello my pliers are marked

i think the minotaur is gonna get me

do you have fur

this jumping spider said it knows you. built a whole web of your face and everything its crazy man who is this

ill get you in court someday you son of a bitch

my dog understands you

bug metal

which one of you bastards is real

mark am i irredeemable

rolling arounf in your dirt mark what are you gonna do about it

jump the moon in 20 marios

imagine your e a kitty cat and you hear your feeder bowl go off and you go crazy run to it so excited for your yummies but when you get there its just me in the bowl actually. i just sounds like cat food for some reason

starts sliding thin pieces of meat under your door hello do you appreciate this. is this good for you are you enjoying. take the meats. mark. mark. takie the meat mark its for you. i want you to have it youll like it. we’re both gonna enjoy this yeah

big honkers