Tumblr Diagnosed Femcel

bored does anyone want to physically attack or say something weird to me

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

you've got to admit you were wrong every once in a while. it gives other people false hope that they can convince you of things

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

@mcstupidassbitch wants me to tell everyone that her phone got stolen but she chased the guys down and got it back

I deserve more credit for not picking stupid fights on the internet than a nice person who doesn't pick fights does, because I have an unpleasant personality and it's harder for me

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

It sucks that we cant pour oil down the sink like we can't have anything

Textbook definition of skedaddle.

i'm sorry mr beast and his what now

oh my god yesss high schoolers are nostalgiaposting for 2014 era tumblr i just saw the most heartfelt photoset of ugly as fuck pastel goth high waisted skirts and spiky plastic accessories posted by someone who was three years old in 2014