High Passionated Fangirl

what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs

I’ve probably reblogged this a dozen times but I watch it and die laughing every single time so here I am sharing it again.

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

i really needed this one tonight

omfg

Do it!!!

I need to cry

EVERYONE DO IT

I fully expected to be Rick rolled and I was instead very, very pleased

DO IT

@fairyfairypie @fadeslikewhispers @tobilovesturtles

this is so pure

do it!!!!

Dying rn

@butterynutjob

He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought.

While, granted, some writers do take the breast thing too far, this comparison doesn’t even make sense. Men don’t obsess about their genitals the way women obsess about their breasts because they’re not in your face all the time (in the case of large boobs). Breasts are just more visible (closer to eye level).

I’m just loling about supposedly obsessing over my breasts because they’re near my face.

I needed this belly-laugh, I really did, so many you did too.

I..am..idk

🤣😂🤣

And before anyone says anything about women who are into women: breasts can be attractive, but they’re still mundane and we are perfectly able to not ogle or feel abashed when in the presence of bare-breasted people.

I think I love you,  @randaness

I’m crying 😂😂😂

And I’m pretty sure men obsess about their dicks way more than women obsess about their breasts…

GUY YOU LOST ME AT “Men don’t obsess about their genitals” LMFAOOOOOO

If men don’t obsess about their genitals, then why are dick pics and drawing dicks on literally everything so popular?

I mean jeez, the original “do your __ hang low” was about saggy balls