I love lying to my landlord. βWeβre currently looking at a comparable unit in the area at $[a hundred dollars less than our current rent]/month, so if your offer has any flexibility to come down on the rent, that would help us reach a decision about whether or not to renew our lease hereβ and the comparable unit exists only in my own beautiful mind
Actually, no! And since several people have replied asked for my script for negotiating lower rent, Iβm gonna share that below, as well as the philosophy behind it. Full disclosure that Iβm not a leasing office person or a realtor or god forbid, a landlordβIβm just someone who has been a renter for 10+ years across different states, and I know for a fact that I have saved myself thousands of dollars by successfully negotiating a lower monthly rent on almost every lease Iβve ever signed. (Also, Iβve only ever rented in the U.S., so this advice may not be as applicable elsewhere.)
Step 0: Know Thy Enemy
The key thing to understand about all residential landlords, whether theyβre corporate conglomerates or Just Some Asshole, is that their assetβthe propertyβis a Cinderella carriage that magically turns back into an expensive ass pumpkin of a liability any time itβs sitting empty. The property taxes, insurance, mortgage, HOA fees, and maintenance costs all still come due every month/quarter/year whether they have a tenant to cover it all and then some, or not.Β
Because of this, at the end of the day, their ultimate goal is to fill every unit at all times with someone who will reliably pay the rent on time and in full. And because everything else is secondary to that goalβand because with the exception of Just Some Asshole landlords, the person responding to your emails and writing up your lease paperwork is several degrees of separation removed from the shareholders who profit off your rent moneyβtheyβre almost always willing to negotiate with you. As long as it gets the liability converted into an asset faster or keeps the carriage from turning back into a pumpkin for longer, then in the long run, itβs actually in their best interest to give you a better price.Β
Step 1: Identify Your Leverage
If you understand how supply and demand works, you can figure out how much leverage you have pretty easily.Β High supply and low demand = you have more leverage, and vice versa. Do they have an βAVAILABLE NOW - MOVE IN TODAYβ sandwich board on the sidewalk or a web banner that says βFirst month freeβ? Does their website and/or Apartments.com show a bunch of currently open listings? Do you already live there and know at least two families on your floor have moved out in the last several months with no one new moving in to replace them? These are all indications that they have more than one unit currently sitting empty, meaning higher supply and lower demand. No sandwich board and a website that just says βcall for availabilityβ? They might just suck at marketing, but more likely, supply is lower and demand is higher.Β
You have the least leverage if youβre a prospective tenant looking to move in somewhere that has a waitlist. They have no reason to offer you a discount if six other people are already in line to pay full price for apartments that arenβt even vacant yet (but you can still ask!). You also have no leverage to negotiate if youβve already signed a lease and youβre in the middle of the lease period; you legally agreed to pay $X/month for Y months, so youβre stuck with that until the lease is up.
At the other end of the spectrum, you have the most leverage if youβre a current tenant who has always paid your rent on time and youβre being offered a renewal on your existing lease with higher rent than you're currently paying, especially if they already have some units that have been empty for a while. If you move out, not only is your unit going to sit vacant for at least part of a month, theyβre also probably going to have to put in some work to βturnβ the unit (repainting, professional cleaning, etc) to get it in move-in condition for the next tenant.
All of this means that if you move out, even if they can fleece you out of your security deposit and find a new tenant the very next month, itβs still gonna cost them at least a few thousand dollars to turn that pumpkin back into a carriage again. Theyβre probably willing to come down by $100-$200/month or so on the renewal offer rent if you ask, because they know itβll actually save them money in the long run. Similar situation if youβre a prospective new tenantβif they canβt get you or anyone else to sign a lease and move in this month, thatβs $[whatever the monthly rent is] down the drain, and theyβll never get it back. Itβs a perishable item about to spoil.Β
Step 2: Get Their Opening Offer
This is the first number theyβll quote you for the rentβthe sticker price that youβve always just accepted as set in stone. The truth is, theyβve built some buffer into that number. Thereβs almost always some room for them to come down, and depending on your leverage, they will if you ask nicely. But for reasons that baffle me, most people donβt!
Step 3: Wait, Research, & Counter
Donβt reply to their initial offer right awayβunless thereβs a waitlist (in which case, you have little haggling power anyway), wait a few days. It makes them sweat a bit, and it shows you arenβt desperate. The person who is rushing to reply is not the one who has more leverage in the negotiation, and making them wait reminds them of that. In the meantime, use Apartments.com or Zillow to get an idea of what similar units in the same area are currently going for. Then you come up with your counteroffer.
As a general rule, anything more than about 20-25% below their opening offer (or below market rates) will probably just piss them off or make them take you less seriously. But when weβre talking about your monthly rent over the course of a year or two, even a 10% discount adds up to a lot of money!
When I negotiated our original lease for my current place, I also asked for and got a two year lease term instead of the standard one year. But whatever automated calendar event system they use to remind their leasing office staff when itβs time to send out renewal offers didnβt get the memo about that, so they mistakenly sent me a renewal offer the following year, meaning I got to see how much they would have jacked up the rent if they couldβve. For that second year of the lease alone, my negotiating saved us $3,000!Β
Step 4: BDE (Big Dick Emailing)Β
Hereβs the tricky part. You need to write an emailβalways negotiate over email if you can, itβs too easy for a salesperson to bowl you over on the phone and anything they say that isnβt in writing means nothingβwhich simultaneously makes it sound like you would sign a lease with them in a heartbeat and like you are actively flirting with five other apartment complexes right now who all want you so bad it makes them look stupid, because you are just so sexy and fun and your credit score is eight inches flaccid. You need to make them believe you are both highly motivated and ready to sign on the dotted line and willing to just walk away from the table at any second, but if they could just come down a little bit on that number, youβd delete those other hoesβ numbers forever! Hereβs the rough script I use every time:
β Thank you for [your email/the tour/sending over the offer letter/etc]. I have had a chance to review and consider it. I think [name of apartment complex] would be the perfect fit for me, but I am also exploring and touring other options in the area, including a comparable unit nearby at $[a little below your counteroffer number]/month.
If we could come down to $[your counteroffer number]/month on the rent, I would be prepared to sign the lease today. Let me know your thoughts. Thanks! "
Step 6: You Win Either Way
Sometimes they really do just accept your counteroffer without question and send you over a revised lease to sign. (When this happens, I make a note for next time that my counteroffer was probably too high and I shouldβve asked for more!) More often, they get approval from The Powers That Be and come back with a number thatβs higher than your counteroffer but lower than their initial offer. Assuming I can afford it, I always accept this offer; youβve achieved your goal of saving yourself money from sticker price, and theyβre likely to lose patience if they have to keep going around and around with you. And sometimes (though only very rarely), they may come back and say the price is firmβin which case, guess what? You still didnβt lose anything by asking!
THIS!!! Exactly this. I didnβt mention it above because I just couldnβt fit it neatly anywhere, but once while negotiating a lease renewal, I got as far as receiving their counteroffer, which was basically βprice firm :(β, but then life happened, so I forgot to respond and accept. The email sat in my inbox for a week. And then, completely unprompted, they magically replied again saying, βactually, nvm, howβs $[number that is lower than our opening offer] sound?β
To them, it looked like I was staring them down cold as ice like
I was literally just busy with other stuff! and they were sweating!!! BULLETS!!!
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I just really hate the word "fandom". It's just a portmanteau of "fan" and "random". It sounds like some desperate attempt to be quirky and different. Plus, the word "fanbase" already exists.
idk, i thought it was fan + kingdom, or fanatic + domain??
but yeah, it is a bit weird how we have βfandomβ when βfanbaseβ already existed? but thatβs language for you, always changing all the time
Actually, Anon, fandom is significantly older than fan base or fanbase; the OED gives the first known citation of fandom meaning βthe community of fans of a thingβ from 1903, while their first entry for fan base isnβt until the 1970s. If you compare the frequencies of the two terms in Google Ngram Viewer, youβll see that fandom has historically been far more frequent, with fan base running a distant second (and the closed form fanbase an even more distant third).
The OED also rejects your portmanteau hypothesis, though I suppose sportswriters from the 1900s mightβve been trying to be quirky and different when they coined fandom from the productive derivational suffix -dom,Β which the OED also gives copies examples of throughout the 1800s (including BA-dom, old fogey-dom, blizzard-dom and theater-dom.
Respect the fandom, guys. Itβs older than Steve Rogers.Β
So, seeing as the OED does not provide free access to its sources, I looked this up. According to various webpages, included this one, βfandomβ was used in 1903 by the Cincinnati Enquirer to refer to baseball fans.
Thus not only do we have an early example of a word that combines βfanaticβ with β-domβ as in βkingdomβ, we also have a useful reminder that when it comes to excessively liking things to the point of it being its own subculture, people who are into sports have the rest of us beat by several orders of magnitude.
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in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with βitβs like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.β This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. Weβd love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isnβt a real guy I can invite to a party.
We need to figure out how to communicate "thank you, that was very cool" to whales. And also "please do not do that, that was scary", but that's secondary. Imagine what kind of shit humans would get up to if any time you're out and doing things, there's an above zero chance that you hear a handful of beetles making a tiny sound of waow. nice. and a round of teeny tiny applause.
Funnily enough, Iβm not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean youβre looking at an ambush predator.
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A couple of years ago I was tidying a rarely-tidied storage space, and found this painting that I bought long pre-transition (and then hid away, and eventually forgot about), because I had been captivated by the beauty of it, and wished dearly that it could be me, and settled for "in another life", and now, it's basically me (if I put my hair up):
...even down to the small boobs and big hands and that dress, and this is what I thought I could never be