teeth bared

woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

(touching your open wound) damn you’re so wet

Sorry that happened to you maybe you can sexualize it and get off to it later?

When Mary Shelly wrote "I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other" god I really felt that

i love you seagulls i love you pigeons i love you magpies i love you little sparrows that carry way too much in their beaks i love you big crows that hop along the floor i love you birds

When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

old people are right. about werthers originals

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

dont care, didnt ask, your gardens are possumless whereas mine are full of rich marsupial bounty