If the apocolypse comes, beep me

— Jean Cocteau, Le testament d’Orphée  (via down-the-rabbith0le)

everybody look at my cat being scuncht about it

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

Diane - rain on the beach

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During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus