Bees🐝

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

how to get up in the morning tutorial

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

never related to authors being like "childhood is such a blessed innocent time", catch me with that jane eyre shit like "such dread as children only can feel" and "I then sat with my doll on my knee til the fire got low, glancing round occasionally to make sure nothing worse than myself haunted the shadowy room"

squeak for me my hamster of music

Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.

Wow this is actually a perfect drawing of some of the types of kitties. Thank you

The Olympics are all about watching the most unbelievable feat of human athleticism you’ve ever seen in your life only for the announcers to cut in at deafening decibels to say “Another CATASTROPHIC mistake on that turn”