27/not str8 not cis/autistic & not good at talking

can tumblr stop futzing around with pjackks corpse

its unsanitary

You're obsessed with his worthless pig iron corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

From Hondo and Fabian, illustrated by Peter McCarty, first published 2002

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays