Emmi the Foxy :3

“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant

oh folks really don't like being asked to consider trans men

saw a post arguing that trans*ndrophobia should exist as a term even though other types of men do not get their own unique terms (ie, black men do not get a counterpart term to misogynoir, etc), and that the reason for this is because "discrimination against transmascs is more complex and nuanced than against cis male minorities" and that's gotta be one of the whitest, most birthday boy ass sentences ever conceived.

Andrew Tate fanclub meeting in the comments.

WAIT WAIT. Trandrew Tate. FUCK that's so much better everone pretend I said Trandrew Tate instead.

One day I'll be the hot semi-popular streamer tgirl with D cups and I'll have. Like. An audience of people who have a parasocial urge to fuck me that compels them to sub to me and fund my existence. And I'll have D cups.

yeah the hero lead our whole party into a forcefem dungeon so thats why we're all girls now. to be honest its fine. we're all happier this way, but it has messed with out synergy. our knight turned into a shortstack and now her old armor doesnt fit, but she refuses to buy a new and just uses her shield to defend herself. it works but her tunic leaves nothing to the imagination and its really fucking distracting

our cleric is dealing with the fact that it was only so easy to keep up her vow of chastity because she hated the idea of having sex as a man. we keep telling her that her magic has nothing to do with not having sex but i guess its a lot of shame to unlearn. unfortunately she is REALLY horny and keeps getting lost in fantasy and thinking out loud while healing us.

the hero is the worst of it. shes mostly normal until we're fighting any women, and then shes so eager to give up. she starts acting like we have no chance and we need to give up and surrender. then she starts taking off her armor and clothes. she often does this after taking out any men we're fighting on her own so no one really buys, but they're so confused im able to blast any one left with magic, but i dont whats gonna happen if she does this with a woman i cant take out.

No, I am NOT jealous that im the only one the forcefem dungeon left "flat chested." Im not even flat! I have b cups!

u have to imagine the little princess in borrowed pyjamas too big for her with bedhead hair sticking to the tear trails on her cheeks, whining and making grabby hands at u while she's visibly painfully erect and dripping precum on her fluffy bunny slippers

the kissing really is one of the best parts of the monsterfuckery

not to be a tonguefreak on main but like. theres so much you can do. big massive tongue that stretches your jaw. small long tongue that licks your sinuses and esophagus out. multiple tongues that worm between your lips and spread your jaws open. the shit the xenomorphs have and also the shit the yaut-ja have. tonguevipositor. helicoprion-esque circular saw tongue. tonguetacles. mindflayer or lictor type setup. all the holes in your head getting invaded by tendrils in a gross imitation of a “kiss”

Accidentally used the handler voice™ when talking to some friends, and the one i think is an egg later said "you should do that again"

transfem lolling to sleep on the train and resting on her transfem girlfriend’s shoulders, knowing that she’ll keep her safe and wake her up when they get to their stop.

i lit a joint on my own for the first time and i kept setting the end of it on fire