what am i doing

i'm opening up our relationship so bugs can get in

heterosexual shipping is problematic because of the power differential between men and women

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

#ratatouille

"seminal" is a crazy ass word. bro your artwork was so influential and impactful on the culture that it was Cum

i felt my heart rate going up and instinctively reached for the Task Manager keyboard shortcut to check on it... the implications are intriguing....

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

he was first guy to hang out with normal people. No one had done it before

I met Dr. Pepper. Shes black.

thing abt being some sort of dyke or lesbo is that you find yourself talking about girls with girls. clear conflict of interest, there.

so instead of saying "i would love to have sex with several of my close friends" in dms with a close friend, because that would make it a bit awkward, i instead say it here in front of like, everyone

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

ronin

Are we friends.... Are we cutes.... Are we yay....

tee hee

tee hee