No. 1 Piñata Fan

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

Explain.

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

i love kris deltarune they’re such The Character to me. they were a bad friend to noelle when they were kids and have been distant since her sister disappeared, but were still shocked and seemingly upset when overhearing her telling susie that they aren’t really close, not really friends like that. they play pranks and goof off in the back of church, they never sleep enough at night because they sneak out. they noteably and frequently sleep in class. they’re amazing at playing the piano. they’d rather self harm by biting the meat of their hand till it nearly bleeds then let the player make them say they’ll never play again. they cried for spamton. their feelings got aired out over and over in front of ralsei and susie by tenna in his way of “helping” or “refreshing their memory”. they carry a knife on them, they blush when susie brings it up. they’re good at flirting. they eavesdrop when they hear susie and noelle say their name despite the much more important task at hand of keeping the player at bay. at the first chance of getting control of their body at noelle’s house they make and slam back a glass of chocolate milk. they don’t know the end of the prophesy. they hate us.

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

once again the SJWs attack ….logic be my horse, reason my blade…fedora my armor..heterotron activate

um. what?

you heard the man heterotron activate

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie