thank you for coming to my this #mythis

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me

BehindTheName is really great when you're in this situation because it does NOT bombard you with pregnancy/baby things and has a pretty good filtering system, along with more details about meaning and origin than a lot of these sites. Also check out BehindTheSurname.

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

using my autism power (Focused Analysis) to locate the closest narcissist and immediately befriend them to increase our joint slay

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.