axolotl good

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

“if I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to read” <- put this on my tombstone

literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

Except for metal, in my opinion.

GUARDS put this fool in a scary room

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

This has a certain “Versailles King’s Bedchamber, but make it utilitarian” vibe

there was only one table

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.