I came back and saw my own past

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

american puritan names have nothing on the first name of this 17th century dutch woman artist i just read about. my girl Tesselschade ('texel damage') named after the shipwrecking of her father's 44 trade ships on the coast of the island Texel in 1593.

supposedly it was as a reminder of the vanity of worldly wealth or whatever but i do think it's very funny for a woman in the VOC era to have such a capitalism themed name. Stockmarketcollapse you were named for a very memorable time in daddy's life,

american puritan names have nothing on the first name of this 17th century dutch woman artist i just read about. my girl Tesselschade ('texel damage') named after the shipwrecking of her father's 44 trade ships on the coast of the island Texel in 1593.

supposedly it was as a reminder of the vanity of worldly wealth or whatever but i do think it's very funny for a woman in the VOC era to have such a capitalism themed name. Stockmarketcollapse you were named for a very memorable time in daddy's life,

This is painfully American

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

both 30 years old, born on the same day at precisely the same millisecond, but she was born in the state of Arizona which does not observe daylight savings time so one could possibly make the (weak) argument that she's an hour older. problematic age gap?

alright alright how about this other chick. she was born orbiting a black hole and due to relativistic effects currently unexplained by established models we are both 14 million years younger than eachother. help me with the ethics of this

i have big plans to try and sew a little felt mouse and it might go badly and that’s okay

Hes lovely

Someone on my town's local facebook chat is asking if anyone knows a good private local GP and we're all like "literally anyone who has time to slot you in is our 'good local GP'" and she's all like "nono they're not good enough, I need specialised care, the couple of local bulk billing places are too rushed, I need to know who the good local private clinics with lots of free time are" and we're all like. "You are not understanding us. This is a country town. If you can get a fifteen minute appointment in one of those 'bulk bulling places' then you are very lucky and need to jump on that opportunity immediately. The doctors you are seeking are all in the capital city six hours away."

My GP moved away very suddenly for a 'family emergency' about six months ago, claiming he would be back at Some Unspecified Time, and it's been a topic of ongoing gossip and speculation ever since. Everyone is obsessed with this guy and when he's coming back. Not because his life is at all interesting or even because he was a particularly great doctor (he was mostly fine I guess), but because he was one quarter of our local non-emergency healthcare system and some people are holding out a desperate hope that we might get that quarter back at some point.

Actually as far as I can tell all Victoria's brothels are in Melbourne, so most of your options on that front are six hours away too.

The doctor never came back btw

I was wondering when you were finally gonna circle back to that part.

Maybe they joined a brothel.

I hope you like it, @derinthescarletpescatarian , making it made me think of you