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i love you visible brushstrokes. i love you glue warped scrapbook pages. i love you awkward poems. i love you junk journal with faded receipts. i love you poorly composed journal layout. I love you unintentionally blurry photographs. i love you asymmetrical beading. i love you curling freeform crochet. i love you fingerprints on pottery. i love you reused materials. i love you improvised instruments. i love you mistakes. i love you bravery to make it anyway. i love you creativity that hasn't been wiped clean of every drop of humanity and sanitized and commodified.

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omegaverse

I miss lurking on racist tradwife twitter accounts. Man im so far from trad and i can cook and bake better than 98% of those hoes

omegaverse

What is trad about posting on twitter madame. Delete your accounts and forage. Your trad husband is a best buy employee who is addicted to hentai. Go offline and hunt game illegally.

omegaverse

moonchildwildheart

8 people I’d like to know better

Thank you for tagging me @shes-outta-sight love your posts! I’d love to know you better!

favourite colours: green, red, blue, gold, cream

last song listened to: now I’m in it by HAIM

favourite song: Just so I don’t make a long list.. my top is my song 5 by HAIM

favourite musician/singer: HAIM, Fleetwood Mac, Greta van fleet, Led Zeppelin, djo, vampire weekend, the struts and so many more

last film watched: the hunchback of Notre Dame

favourite tv-show watched: the office, Schitt’s creek, that 70s show, Brooklyn nine nine

favourite oc: Haven’t written that kinda stuff

sweet, spicy or savoury: savoury I think

sparkling water, coffee or tea: tea

pets: 2 dogs

I’ll tag @flowrxchild @darkuponlight @loveofmylifes @mountainofthesunn @autumnfell @chasemisprintedlies @glucosehomosexual @thatflowerpower

itsweirdnotbeingweird

thanks for tagging me @i-am-thevoid ! :)

favourite colour: red

last song listened to: Helena (mcr)

favourite song:

favourite musician / singer:

last film watched: Charlie and the chocolate factory

favourite tv show: F•R•I•E•N•D•S

favourite oc: sorry idk what an oc id 😅

sweet, spicy or savoury: savoury

sparkling water, coffee or tea: tea

pets: 1 dog, 4 cats and 3 chickens

I tag : @justsomebandomtrash @frank-ieros-adopted-child @cynicalrainingrobot @xxk3llykatastr0ph3xx @punk-r0ses @ineedfriendsletstalk

Might seem a bit random for some :)

the-real-nekoma-kenma

Thanks for tagging me @itsweirdnotbeingweird

Favorite colour: Purple

Last song listened to: King for a Day-PTV

Favourite song: something by either MCR, Frank Iero, FOB, or PTV/SWS

Favourite Musician/Singer: Listen above

Last film watched: The Great Wall

Favourite TV show: Don’t have one

Favourite OC: Idk, I dont do OC’s

Sweet, spicy, or savoury: Depends. Mainly sweet but sometimes savoury

SW, coffee, or tea: Does sweet tea count?

Pets: 2 dogs, 2 cats, 2 lizards

I tag: @auralenn @the-frnkiero @certhekilljoy @thx-for-the-venom Sorry I cant remember blog names very well so I only named four

viscountofpunkdale

aww thanks for tagging me @frank-ieros-adopted-child uwu

Favorite Colour: Black

Last Song Listened To: Disenchanted by My Chemical Romance

Favorite Song: Probably Famous Last Words by MCR and Holiday by Green Day

Favorite Musician/Singer: MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

Last Movie I Watched: Detective Pikachu lol

Favorite TV Show: Not sure i’m not good at picking favorites lmao

Favorite OC: Don’t have one

Sweet, spicy or savoury: Sweet and savoury i think

Sparkling water, coffee or tea: Definitely coffee

Pets: My dear babey cat Taco and the spider that lives in front of my window Aragog lol

@the-frnkiero @vincentvanallanpoe @raytoro-is-a-cupcake @emosnek i can’t remember urls for the sake of my life so i’m only tagging these babes

lifecansucksomedick

Thanks for tagging me @certhekilljoy

Favourite colour : black

Last song listened to : i’m still standing by Elton John

Favourite song : you know what they do to guys like us in prison, the kids from yesterday and my way home is through you all by my chemical romance

Favourite musician/singer : my chemical romance and fall out boy

Last movie i watched : the addams family ( rewatched )

Favourite tv show : sherlock and doctor who

Favourite OC : don’t have one

Sweet, spicy or savoury : savoury i think

Sparkling water, coffee or tea : coffee

Pets: none but i want a cat

@emosnek @this-account-is-a-mistake @northern-downpour-behind-my-eyes @justsomebandomtrash @the-local-emo-trash

in-my-defense-i-was-left-alone

Thanks for tagging me @justsomebandomtrash and @vincentvanallanpoe

Favourite colours: light pink and blue. White and black, sometimes blood red

Last song I listened to: I was listening to a playlist and all the songs are jumbled now. But they were MCR songs

Favourite song: To the end, you know what they do to guys like us in prison, the end, dead!

Favourite musician/singer: pre-split Panic! At the disco and MCR

Last movie I watched: The Nightmare Before Christmas (rewatched it)

Favourite tv show: Sherlock

Favourite OC: only have one. It’s my killjoy one

Sweet, spicy or savoury: I think savoury or sweet

Sparking water, tea, or coffee: tea

Pets: 2 dogs and 2 cats

Tags: @phansuniteinluv @oursaviorkellinquinn @reggiearcturusblack @echoesofpassion

oursaviorkellinquinn-deactivate

Thanks for the tag @northern-downpour-behind-my-eyes :)

Favorite colors: Black and hot pink

Last song I listened to: Kick Me by SWS

Favorite song: Disguise by MIW

Favorite musician/singer: MIW or Andy Black…I refuse to choose.

Last movie I watched: Knives Out

Favorite TV show: The Umbrella Academy

Favorite OC: Don’t have one

Sweet, spicy, or savory: SWEET

Sparkling water, tea, or coffee: I’m a Lacroix bitch

Pets: Just a puppy and I love her more than anything else :)

Tags: @prettyoddsinner @depressionsaladdressin @remember-me-forever-silent-angel

supersadhellaradsinner-deactiva

Thanks for the tag @oursaviourkellinquinn :) Favorite colors: Black Last song I listened to: Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies Favorite song: Probably Disasterology by PTV Favorite musician/singer: either p!atd, ptv, or miw I can’t choose just one Last movie I watched: Frozen 2 Favorite TV show: American Horror Story Favorite OC: Don’t have one Sweet, spicy, or savory: Sweet Sparkling water, tea, or coffee: Coffee Pets: I have a dog I tag @i-died-50-years-ago @oh-dear-alien @this-account-is-a-mistake @freeunicornhug @im-bi-and-wanna-die @justsomebandomtrash

melophobia2013

thanks for the tag @prettyoddsinner ;)

favorite colors: grey, black, blue, purple and red

last song I listened to: avalanche by bmth

favorite song: (right now) boy division and you know what they do to guys like us in prison by mcr

favorite musician/singer: mcr, imagine dragons, tøp and fob

last movie I watched: marriage story

favorite TV show: atla, I think

favorite oc: don’t have one

sweet, spicy or savory: savory

sparkling water, tea or coffee: coffee

pets: a dog who I absolutely worship

I tag:

@doll-skinz ; @ughisuckatthis ; @the-thing-that-thought ; @ninth-circle-of-hell and @kerosene–angel

russianroulettewithlovers

Thanks @oh-dear-alien

Favourite colours: black, green, purple and blue

Last song I listen to: my oh my by Camila Cabello

Favourite song: neon gravestones by twenty one pilots

Favourite musician/singer: Tøp, fob, p!atd, Billie eilish and NF

Last movie I watched: X-Men apocalypse

Favourite TV show: I don’t watch tv

Favourite oc: don’t have one

Sweet, spicy or savoury: spicy

Sparkling water, tea or coffee: coffee

Pets: don’t have any (I want a cat)

I tag:

@dontaskcuzidk @dreaming-about-kittens @skskskkskskskk @spookyscaryfangirl @thesiseris @to-my-better-half @emiwrites3reads

spookyscaryfangirl-deactivated2

Thanks for the tag @the-thing-that-thought

Favorite Colours: Purple, black, and red

Last song I listened to: I Need a Hero from Shrek 2

Favorite Song: I don’t have one currently, but the last song I listened to on repeat was Come Along by Cosmo Sheldrake

Favorite musician/ singer: I really love Queen, Cosmo Sheldrake, and Lady Gaga

Last movie I watched: Hotel Mumbai

Favorite TV show: oof this is a hard one, Teen wolf, Lost, The Good Place, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Parks and Rec, that’s all I can think of right now 😂

Favorite OC: hmm I’m not sure, I’ll say no one for now

Sweet, Spicy, or Savory: savory and spicy

Sparkling water, tea, or coffee: coffeeee, and tea.

Pets: wish I had one, if I ever get a pet, it would either be a cat, or a chameleon (don’t know if it’s okay to have chameleons as pets though)

I tag: @permanent-jet-lag33

And I don’t think I have ever had any form of contact with any other person on Tumblr 😂 I’m too awkward for that, this was fun.

permanent-jet-lag33

okay so it’s been a while (read: months) since i was tagged but to be fair ts also been that time since i’ve been on tumblr

thanks for the tag! @spookyscaryfangirl

Favorite colors: Blue and green and everything in between!

Last song I listened to: Karma by Queen Naija

Favorite song: it always swaps around but The Intro About Nothing will always be up there

Favorite musician/singer: Panic! at the disco has yet to fail me, Queen, Burna Boy, BTS, Wale, NIKI, and Baby Metal, my taste is really mixed genre??

Favorite OC: Suzume Ito for now but Omorfia and Petra are up there

Sweet, Spicy, or Savory: sweet and spicy!

Sparkling water, tea, or coffee: tea, i cant stand the other two tastes

Pets: I so sooo wish i had any pet?? i love all animals so much??

I tag... no one? i would have tagged @ spookyscaryfangirl but,,, well...

missiur

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

jaywayup-deactivated20150620

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

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missiur

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

jaywayup-deactivated20150620

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

magicalinspo

take a breath, spit out the blood in your mouth, and get back up on your feet. you still got a couple of motherfuckers to prove wrong.

ginger-ale-official

Me getting up from the chair at the dentist after a quadruple root canal

mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211

Your response has nothing to do with ginger ale

ginger-ale-official

and your response doesn’t have anything to do with being the biggest clown on the block but here we are again

stand-up-gifs

wow, the original

Through multiple cults and campaigns, Hatsune Miku successfully conquered the world and turned it back into a monarchy except she would be the queen forever since she can’t die.

At her coronation, the only song she sang was ‘World is Mine’.

permanent-jet-lag33

this is an omen

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permanent-jet-lag33

he crawl!!!

just-shower-thoughts

Because the anus and mouth are connected and 70 percent water, humans are giant water wigglies.

fuck-you-showerthoughts

I had to google what a water wiggly was for this so fuck you for that and also water wigglies don’t have bones

just-shower-responses

they can if you treat them right :)

permanent-jet-lag33

no words

#save for later

shmoobeardraws

so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya

protectwoc

this is so fucking funny

permanent-jet-lag33

Z E N D A Y A ??????

mioxenoblade

trans women don’t have to be pretty to deserve your respect

mioxenoblade

In the past I’ve gotten such horrendous replies from to this post. From calling me a trans woman hater to legit sexually harassing me. And, I’ve avoided this post since, but this post is true and holds a moral I really want to address, so it’s here again. So before you reblog to argue with me, can you use critical thinking skills.

trans women do not have to be pretty to deserve your respect.

just-shower-thoughts

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

savvygunner

violetnpurple

LISTEN-

bl6ckwoman

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

antiandrogen

teamnowalls-deactivated20180918

father god

abrown16

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

antiandrogen

ethereal-sketches

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

britteryikes

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

laurdlannister-kingslayer

Lord have mercy….

kumasenpai

Bye

mf-johnson-deactivated20190605

3 days into 2018 smh

kwantsu

LMAOOOOOOO

effigyofubiquity-deactivated202

lizzysarai-deactivated20190109

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

britteryikes

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

thxrsdxy

It keeps getting worse.

e-wifey-deactivated20201128

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

ellsworthej

goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20

My head hurts…

skullprincess

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

drankinwatahmelin

who failed yall?

microtear-deactivated20181213

IM SCREAMING

lukestarkillerisgay

hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

shaolinbynature

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

emma-d-klutz

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

legowerewolf

happy New year’s eve

prguitarman

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

majitowfoxlover

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

hurleyquinnzel

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

untitled42717

Reblogging for the last one😂

kitsumekat

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

alternative-memo-deactivated202

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

binkeljuice

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

hurleyquinnzel

mysticalpoodle

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

im-an-aesthetic-mess

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

fish-food-s

what the actual fuck is happening

dickplinko

1 is an even number

link-the-feral-anon

I’m gonna smack you

insert-gay-pun-queer

-30 and -50 have an e in them

kurlyfryz

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

anachronistic-cat

Zero isn’t a number

kurlyfryz

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

toaster-120

It can??? 0/2=0??

kurlyfryz

baconaxolotl101

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

batsdotjpg

OD numbers huh?

the-kleptomancer

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

batsdotjpg

YOU FORGOT 5

ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

batsdotjpg

What about it?????

ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

batsdotjpg

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

frogseyy

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

getinthehandbasket

21 days away from 2020, folks.

m-pennanti

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

nerdy-as-heck

This is art at its finest

hey-there-princey-deactivated20

one week to 2020 dudes

gingerlovesio

I’m so done

theartistformerlyknownasmma

Im so upset that even with all the “zero is odd” “no it’s not” stuff no one bothered to point out… It doesn’t matter. Zero, 0, zEro

thegreenpea

But zero isn’t odd. It’s fucking the lack of a number. It’s neutral. It’s empty. There’s nothing there

kayas-wife

Zero is a number.

A definition of an even number is that it can be divided by 2 and the result is a whole number. Since you cannot divide zero, you cant divide it by 2 and that means that zero is an odd number.

zEro, onE, thrEE, fivE, sEvEn, ninE, ElEven, and then the suffix -teen and every other odd number in english contains the names of the numbers 1 to 9.

endertrender

zero is not a goddamn odd number what. even i know that and i’m not good at math. also you can divide 0 by 2, it’s 0, you literally just divide it and you just get 0 out oh my gosh. you can’t divide by zero but you can divide zero.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero

https://www.britannica.com/story/is-zero-an-even-or-an-odd-number

https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/zero-odd-even.html Quote from this one “ So, technically, [zero] is even. In fact, it is the most even number there is.”

also does anybody on here ever look anything up or? this is making my brain physically hurt. christ.

mynameismichealwithab-deactivat

NO. NO FUCK YOU ALL WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS SHIT INTO 2020. WHOEVER BROUGHT THIS BACK DID IT ON PURPOSE AND I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN FOR SPORT FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS.

natelove

This post was an absolute train wreck and I’m cursing my followers with it

the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you

Damn you

sword-and-nightingale

“Anyone can do math, even gay people”

Bitch, are you sure???

naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat

This post is amazing. The Chaos is pleased.

guiltiest-gear

Is this fucking number discourse

naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat

Do you have an issue with that?

guiltiest-gear

No but just out of all the things it’s about numbers

Just that it’s weird is all

naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat

The internet is weird, you should be used to that by now.

guiltiest-gear

Yeah that’s true

At least the cum soup post was less weird than this

gecko-lizzard

Uhh I’m sorry the what

guiltiest-gear

Oh boy here we go again

How many times have I done this so far

I’ve done this like… three, maybe four times so far

Do you really want to know

You can turn back now

a-bisexual-teenager

Please why did I have to see this post I had midterms today and my brain is already dead I don’t have enough brain cells for this

coffeeandcrown

I had never seen this before today and I told my grandma about it and she’s shaking her head in both humor and disappointment. Good job everyone!

cy-n0-suree-deactivated20210707

This is the longest post but yall forgot 6

lem-hhn

And 1,3,5,7, and 9 are odd numbers. 5 is an honorary even number, but it is still odd.

permanent-jet-lag33

im gonna hurl

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glitchlight

girl-debord

So I posted these two images that I made in a post together just shy of a year ago, and the post got 10,000+ notes. Today I saw a meme with a text convo of someone sending one of them to a military recruiter (which is extremely funny) and I thought “oh I should find that post again”

but when I went to find it, it had completely vanished. not just the original post, but even reblogs of it. I couldn’t even find screenshots anyone had taken of the original post. it wasn’t brought to my attention as a reported post, tumblr never even contacted me about deleting it, it just… disappeared

really gets the noggin joggin

teethinstagramcankissmyass

quincunx

so that’s the line huh tumblr. that old post just went too far and you had to poof it.

fanfleufleu-deactivated20221121

Reblog to remember the post before it gets deleted again

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