I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

This is a wild idea but I think for the final they should bring a huge bathtub onto the pitch and have Lamine Yamal give Messi a bath. As a rite of passage

what they don’t tell you is that it lives inside you until you let it out

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

everythings a joke now and its all funny as fuck too but sometimes it makes me sick to my stomach

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

i appreciate how kendall roy lives his life like hes aura farming and yet is genuinely allergic to winning in any capacity