oh i am so bisexual

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

It makes me so angry something as beautiful as a Zendaya and Hunter Schafer romance is being held hostage by an evil show like Euphoria.

usamericans, when they're watching the game and see that their team is starting to lose, they change the channel, they leave the bar, they exit the stadium. in droves. it's a level of patheticism and detachment that not even the biggest most traitorous coward in the rest of the world reaches. once you're aware of this quirk of their culture you can't stop seeing it in everything they do

ok. enough of all that. now lets go to bed everyone. follow me

Im grading the final exams for the class I TA for and I'm checking the name of the one I've just graded so I can enter it in the gradebook when I notice that after the name it says in parentheses "just visiting ! =)". And that I do not know this student, they are not enrolled in this class, and they just showed up on the last day to take the final . Innovative use of free will