Ellie's Tumblr Cacophony

there’s a very specific aesthetic i’m going for on this blog and it’s called cool things i like

I literally can't use my normal password for my bank because it has a 12 character limit. WHAT KIND OF BANK HAS A PASSWORD CHARACTER LIMIT???

destroying and betraying yourself for nothing all by yourself, handsome?

My Employer: what the fuck are you wearing Me, having misunderstood "live in maid": *attends a marriage apologetically*

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

Bad news, my liege, the enemy queen has transitioned so it's straight again. She has also promptly started a toxic yuri enemies-to-lovers with our ally. She has offered you her evil advisor that wants you dead, though

I read it as "megalodon debt?" and thought there must be a super interesting video about some corporation getting weird taxes or fines due to some environmental protection act or something.

Ah there it is. The loan shark

If I can make a cosplay of them in 1 afternoon they aren't monster enough

my girlfriend is soft and cute & then she uses her teethful fangs on me. so basically I’ve got everything I want…now I have to figure out new life goals. $75 maybe? Life goal 75 dodars ❓

$5? Do I hear $5?

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

Posting 2 sentences with the same word choice in it makes me actually want to die, even in like, a discord message

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

Obsessive Hyperfixation or Executive Dysfunction, call it

would you love me if I was a Chaetognatha?

the ocean was made of sprite also

well every day was a sun day, they hadn't invented rain yet

I love that, by both pretending to be the girlfriend simultaniously, neither of them actually got to practice being the boyfriend

to be fair this also DIDN'T kill the one wizard guy, so it very well might've been easier

enter my WAR ROOM.we can discuss such things as STRATAGEMS and TACTICAL MANEUVERS.. and girlsss