ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

i don't want to go to work tomorrow i want to hang out with my close personal friends shane hollander and ilya rozanov

as a writer you will have a specific deck of vocab words you like using a lot and when you read other peoples' work you will see a very clear spread of different vocab words on their end. this is why you need to read, to collect other writers' words like it's a card game