dan and phil are funny as fuck for being like “guys be srs we didn’t fucking kiss with cat whiskers on that would be awful” just for them 9 months later to admit they fucking kissed with the cat whiskers on😭😭

nothing feels as good as starting to read again when you haven't held a book in your hand for such a long time and now the setting sun is in your room and there's paper under your fingers and you feel so good about letting the words float into you again

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked Phil Lester and he completely misinformed me with a smile on his face.

As a queer phannie for 10 years at this point, hearing Phil talk about how Shane and Ilya still weren’t safe to be affectionate in the empty stairwell of Shane’s own building because someone could hack into the cctv footage made me actually feel physically ill bc oh my god

"my son tried to introduce me to Green Day's music after finding it out on youtube" he knew about Green Day for one day and immediately told you about it but you let that young boy reach puberty without telling him about the best worst pop punk band of all time. i am on his side.

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The rebrand of Dan from "oh my god my best friend is such a dork and i'm a cynical bitch but we have fun together" to "i'm in love with this dumb bitch" is quite impressive, but Phil's rebrand from "i'm just a silly innocent guy with emo hair" to "i love talking about piss and gay sex to rile my boyfriend up and also i'm hot"??? Actually life changing