busy being happy

fic link anon do you realize you sent me the most enticing message right before i had to clock in at work

back in the day when people thought dan looked hot they would post black and white slow motion gifs of him looking hot. but when people thought phil looked hot they would say "how could anyone think he's UGLY why do people say he's so HIDEOUS AND UGLY and crusty and smells bad and has bad teeth and is unpleasant to look at and his face is weird?? how could anyone say that when he's such a daddy dom top sex god??" and then post a gif of him making a silly face

despite my extreme distaste for fall out boy i do like when they play uma thurman on the radio at work so i can smile serenely into the distance. those crazy kids

the saddest part about growing older is knowing i'll never be able to tell the sad little girl inside me that her dreams are coming true