Skadoosh

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

I have GOT to stop spending $30

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

one time the mother of some kids I was tutoring asked me what my "secret" was to having such a great relationship with them and I asked her, with as much grace as I could muster, "when was the last time you had an interaction with your son where you weren't trying to teach him something or telling him what to do" and she just. couldn't answer