knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

I can’t decide if it’s funnier if this is about autism or lycanthropy

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

They were right, I didn’t expect that.

lububus should come with a webkinz style code for labubu world. and you should be allowed to do cocaine in labubu world

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

what has new york ever done for me

"seminal" is a crazy ass word. bro your artwork was so influential and impactful on the culture that it was Cum

told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that