I can explain. ... Actually, I really can't.

it’s the middle of the night and i am now ready to start The Task!

right after i watch this short video

it is so funny when your cat pretends not to hear you but their ears are cocked in such a way you know they are listening…..stop ignoring me you menace

tbh I think that’s a perfectly reasonable question for him to ask

the immune system is such bs tbh. you are diseased so now we have to fill your lungs with gunk. oh no! oh no! oh no! theres gunk in your lungs! cough it up right now! still filling them up with more gunk btw

good music should beat the shit out of you

I’m that girlfriend that stares at you and smiles all the time even when you aren’t looking because I’m so obsessed with you

I don’t know what mood this is but mood

My friend takes this one step further and refers completely accurately to his girlfriend Danielle as "My partner, Dan"

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

idc anymore i think we should be a burden to each other

and yes this includes a certain degree of tolerance for emotional burden, all else being equal. my love for you, and loyalty to you, is not dependent on how easy you make it for me to love you. i don’t value you for how little trouble you cause me. i want to learn how to take you for who you are, instead of who i want you to be or who i think you should be