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What’s one aspect about Minecraft you wish would be different?

I wish yuo could give endermen a flower and they would become your friend :)

:)

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if this happened like 5 years ago people would be losing their shit, now it’s just like “oh yeah another thing”

🤔🤔🤔

on the one hand there are many aspects of academia that should be criticized but on the other hand i’m concerned about the rise of anti-intellectualism as a tool of fascism

Hey yo what the fuck does this say in English? Because if you can’t explain in layman’s terms you’re not doing a good job of getting your point across to everyone.

hey man i think you might just be dumb

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at this point you can just say literally fucking whatever and there’s a 50% chance it’ll be true

we’re replacing all american government officials with dead people

north dakota elected a dead man to their house of representatives so this isn’t exactly incorrect

i work at a polling station and ive been eating the absentee ballots

you can’t just present me with stacks of paper and not expect me to take a nibble im literally a goat

How are you typing this without fingers

dumb luck and a tongue

I know I say this a lot but teddy what the fuck

the best artists don’t explain their work

i didn’t commit voter fraud multiple times for my preferred candidate to not win

if i committed voter fraud no i didn’t

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me

op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared

Eh…perhaps read my blog description.

Oh hell yeah this is what I’m here for

Okay, I’ve seen this thread a dozen times before, but not with this addendum.

i made the original post in the throes of unmedicated depression because that’s where my sense of humor was at the time. i don’t check my activity page. seeing it barge onto my dash months later with +250k notes and this exchange attached to it like a bunch of rattling tin cans attached to the tail of a rabid dog running loose is fucking WILD

So sometime after whenever humans developed the uncanny valley effect, did we just hunt this mysterious predator to extinction? Or did it die out on it’s own? Or did it evolve as well into something… else? Could it still be living on Earth today?

Idk why dont we ask the “people eating cryptid” who claims to be from a species that’s easy to hide and apparently passes as human who’s like, 3 reblogs above this?