Jolly Up Down The Right Hand Side

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

all my homies love robert lewandowksi

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

C R Y I N G OMG

oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj

THESE ARE GOLDEN

THESE ARE THE BEST THINGS IN EXISTENCE OMG

@turtrussel

Oh dear me

arsenal what the FUCK bro lol ????

I can support this as a turn of phrase.

I think you’ve really tapped into something here.

… @whetstonefires I hope that was a goddamn pun… because just… ALL THE RESPECT

Maybe only cats can become ghost. That’s why ghosts just knock over stuff and make noises at night.