MY LOVE AND SUPPORT FOREVER

I have won the FA Cup four times. Who has won it more? Give me one name.

I tried to watch the Tottenham match on television yesterday but fell asleep

We almost signed [insert player]

(on Mourinho) When stupid ppl are successful sometimes it makes them more stupid

(on Ferguson criticising Arsenal) Everyone thinks they have the prettiest wife

(teasing singing Özil) Maybe we will have a good surprise for you ... *smile*

(on bidding £40m+£1 for Suarez) It was not the most subtle thing we have done

(on players coming back from injuries) This is like being on a transfer market

(on not spending £) I'm sorry Holding didn't cost £55m, so it can’t be good

We do not buy superstars. We make them.