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just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

you start beating them and mid match they beyblade their fucking controller to their dominant hand

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Do not like

Keep. Reblogging.

If we reblog enough we could save it

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how did this lose over 5k notes

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

so now I'm gay for nothing?

now youre gay for nothing.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes