A Few of My Favorite Things

wanna see my favorite sculpture?

That’s fucking rad

random sculptor: “hey you know what’d be fucked up to see in the woods at night?”

ALWAYS REBLOG

Jason doing ASL is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

ITS HIM

there’s something very funny to me about the groups Tumblr decides to embrace. we chase off major celebrities and personalities and show open unmitigated hatred for the people running the place but we welcome the literal Occupational Safety and Health Administration with open arms.

and I know WHY this is the case but it’s still very funny. we truly cannot be marketed or advertised to because we will shun the corporation and burn the influencer at the stake but we go fucking nuts for workplace safety memes.

Babe, wake up, it’s that fucking chocolate guy again

BABE!! NEW CHOCOLATE GUY CONTENT JUST DROPPED!

if Chocolate Guy had been alive and doing his thing in the mid 17th century the royal families of Europe would have started actual wars over who got to hire him

Probably his dream job