Hi

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

IIRC, they had to terminate the project because the crows were attacking humans who were smoking cigarettes in order to get the "butt."

Let The Crows Force You To Quit Smoking

I’m not falling for the propaganda trying to tear apart the LGBTQ acronym, you can pry this community out of my cold dead hands. I love lesbians I love gay men I love bisexuals I love trans people I love nonbinaries and drag queens and kings I love asexuals I love the kinky people at pride I love all queerness get that divisive shit away from me I’m so serious

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Honestly, the least horrifying thing the socket full of eggs could have become